How about midget broads? I saw a midget broad this week in Las Vegas. It was in some haunted house thing and she worked in in it. At first I didn't know she was a midget. I thought she was just short. Plus I had a few drinks in me.
She had a nice rack and let me take multiple pictures of it. I was going to in for the kill and then my buddy comes up and says, "hey I think she's a dwarf".
Fuck it. I probably would have done her regardless.