WTF? Am I just not meant to get laid?

[alien amp pharm]

I mean for real.

I went out with this chick last night in my avatar
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Things went well, I made my patented moves and we ended up being all over each other the entire date.

I take her back around 12:30 and walk to her door. She asks me if I want to come inside. I'm like sure! (Alien is going to score!) I even had my condom already on from during the date anticipation a fuck-fest.

Then my friend that lives 5 apartments down from her I hadn't seen in a year comes running over and will not leave. He wants to hang out since it's been a while since we've seen each other.

We all went out and I didn't get back until 5:30 am. By that time I was too tired to even care.

Now I sit stoned with blueballs. Will the madness ever end !?!?!?

 

[slickdadd]

I would go kill that guy. Fuck I hate cockblockers.

 

[Dial_tone]

That's when you discretely say "hey fuckface, didn't you notice the pungent pre-sex aroma in the room? Get the fuck out!".

 

[TC2]

Why didnt you give him the "nod"??

Unless he's boderline retaurded he should reconize the universal "Hey, take off cause I'm trying to score here" nod.

 

[randk]

so I am thinking gals have a silent signal we give eachother at these times...you guys dont?

 

[giantdouche]

You should have gone for the threesome.

 

[giantdouche]

so I am thinking gals have a silent signal we give eachother at these times...you guys dont?

It's called an erection.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I grew up with this guy and he's moving. I felt bad not hanging out with him, but yes he didn't seem to sense me getting any. He was a little intoxicated too.

I called this girl and invited her out tonight, but she said she was staying in.

Aaaaarrrrggghhhh!

 

[DIVISION]

That's when you discretely say "hey fuckface, didn't you notice the pungent pre-sex aroma in the room? Get the fuck out!".

^^^What my nugga, DT said.

BUT for that to work you need to RAISE UP and grab your nuts, aap....and you've consistently shown that you have a problem doing this.





DIV

 

[slickdadd]

Fuck that guy. I'm pissed reading this.