what's the worst thing you did during sex?

[rnch]

either to yourself or your between-the-sheeter?

the worst for me (so far!) was farting in the face of the expert diver who was rimming me...

and you?

 

[chrismartin1978]

Met some chick in a bar. We snuck into the back and did it. I accidentally peed in a her and I wasn't wearing a condom. When I cummed all the pee came out. I was drunk and could not hold it in anymore. She slapped me around for a while after she found out that I cummed and pissed in her cunt. I wanted to pull out, but it felt so good. I hate being drunk and fucking. I do some pretty stupid stuff when I'm drunk.

 

[shirlene29]

dude, how did you even piss with an erection???


nevermind
I have no especially embarassing stories (none I'll share!)

 

[grubd]

dude, how did you even piss with an erection???


nevermind
I have no especially embarassing stories (none I'll share!)

I'm not sure it's a full out piss but when their is a good amount stuck somewhere between and it comes out, usually when the erection isn't its stiffest.

 

[DJ_UFO]

You fucked the poor cunt, pee in her twat, cum in her, at least you didn;t take a shit on her face. Please don't tell me you're in the south. That shit gives this place a bad name.

 

[chrismartin1978]

no i was not completely stiff. It slipped out a bit because i was so drunk and I knew i had to piss BADLY.... but what was i going to do??? Tell her to wait their while i go across the bar and piss and i'll be back in a few minutes? I was so drunk i thought i couldn't even think straight.

 

[ArmaniAK47]

lol dude... you're the worst fucking person..

You're like a damn cartoon character..
you fuck a girl in the back of a bar...piss and cum in her.. probably don't call her after..

run over old men with shopping carts..
try to cause car wrecks..

lol...damn... You should write a book dude.

 

[DJ_UFO]

Joe dirt.

 

[goin on 4T]

no i was not completely stiff. It slipped out a bit because i was so drunk and I knew i had to piss BADLY.... but what was i going to do??? Tell her to wait their while i go across the bar and piss and i'll be back in a few minutes? I was so drunk i thought i couldn't even think straight.

I call bullshit. Another E-story teller! LOL

 

[chrismartin1978]

No i didn't even know her name. Don't know even if she told me it. I was so drunk, lol.

** Goin on 4T ** - It's not bull shit. Why don't you get drunk and wait till you have to go piss really badly. Then try to fuck someone. Trust me buddy, it's hard to get fuckin stiff !!!
Half way through it I was thinking more about trying to hold in my piss than fucking her. I was in a LOT of pain... It's not a lie, it's commen sense. THINK about it before you call bullshit.
plus if you had a bit better of a memory you would remember I'm on a Finaplix only cycle 100mg. Being in the situation, drunk, having to take a major piss and on Fin, back of the bar. I was lucky to even get my dick semi hard!

ps.. This is not to hurt your feeling Goin On 4T. It's not a flame. Just an explanation in detail for you to comprehend of why what happened, happened.