Taps: You mean, meat flavored styrofoam, right?
Anyways, where i live, I can drive 10 minutes to a 24 hour McDonalds (actually 2), BurgerKing, White Castle, at least 5 diners, and If I wanna go the extra 20-30 mins, I can get to Roy Rogers, a nice Italian restaurant in the city or whatever. I live in the tri-state area....You can get almost anything anytime if you want it bad enough.
Unfortunately, the closest IHOP is about an hour away in Tom's River near the seaside.