What Do Chicks Want...Just broke up with g/f

[web_dj]

Whats up everyone! I just broke up with my girlfriend a couple of weeks ago and have not been able to get back into the swing of things I mean I have not gotton laid in 3 weeks and I dont know what the fuck is wrong with me so here is my question how do you like a guy to initiate a conversation or do you initiate one with a guy first......fucking shit I lost my touch.............I mean I have not tried to get a girl in a while because I was with the g/f and we dated for about 2 years so I wasnt in the game ya know what I mean.....help me get some game back.lol thanks ladies and fellas for the advice....

 

[Bodhidogma]

they want oral sex.
and lots of it.

 

[Mako the Shark]

Rent the movie "Whipped"

Not advocating their approach but eat the meat and throw the bones away. Look for eye contact and if you get it just grab some courage and go up and start with hello. From there I don't know, it either happens or it doesn't.

 

[gotmilk]

THEY want money...someone who will kiss their asses 24-7, and fresh brain cells to manipulate.

But hey...I am not bitter

 

[johnny1111]

......and a baby!!! They all want one whether they admit it or not. -john

 

[Stanknogger]

and once I said to cousin bo whats with face be off or ill kick u downstairs and he strated decsribing this woman whom sowed a chicken in her pussy and pretetned to have a baby after it was all rotted and nasty she was so infectsed she was almost ill but her chickenbaby was ok in fact it hadnt completly rotted and incoclusion stay outta my booze

 

[Dean Kuntz]

Just log into internet.

ps. Stanknogger, what a disgusting story.

 

[maniacald]

Everything! They want EVERYTHING! That isn't important, it's just obvious. What is important is realizing that they are wired COMPLETELY differently than we are. My advice? Enjoy 'em while they are around, but try not to go fucking insane when they go.