I am in JAx right now,. staying on a cruise ship (actually, 2 cruise ships). Observations so far:
- this city smells so bad/odd that it makes New Jersey smell like potpourri
- the cruise ships are a pain in the ass to live on, cause of all the laws with them being docked
- people are stupid
- the amount of ass here is insane
- players' wives are hot
- Tim Rice is a gentleman
- Don Shula is one funny old man
- Eagles fans are even more annoying on the road
- my back hurts
- I got shot down by the room service chick (wtf?!)
- oh shit, a little piece of arse just sat down next to me.....she must be able to smell my sexuality