I only swear on the internet and with friends.
I never swear at work - even when my coworkers are swearing up a storm.
IRL if I swear with you then you are in my inner circle - if not then I have you at a distance.
I wont swear with my clients - it would destroy the boundaries.
Also - no matter how "equal" things seem to be, it will never be ok for a professional woman to swear with the boys.
I 'll probably end up being a white collar defense attorney anyways.
So I'll have to save all my swearing for you - cunt.