The Worst of All Possible Vaginas

[FriendlyCanadian]

wow.. that brings back some bad memories..

er.. memory..

 

[DannoMight]

nice

 

[the_clockwork]

wow.. that brings back some bad memories..

er.. memory..

wtf...tell

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

wtf...tell

ok... fuck..

I WAS REALLY HAMMERED!!!

this chick was looking kinda cute.. like not skinny.. a little overweight.. like.. maybe.. 20-30 lbs over.. with huge tits..

I was really hammered..

anyways.. it was one of my friends houseparties, and we found this empty room.. no idea who's it was.. but whatever..

so fast forward.. clothes are off.. we're on the bed.. I start fingering her.. with my extremely skilled fingers.. they should have their own insurance policy... she was like really wet.. super fucking sloppy.. like almost too sloppy.. but I didn't think much of it.. so after fingering her for a bit and having her suck my cock a bit and titfuck me (that was the highlight)

I fucked her.. finished up.. whatever..

now.. I was a smoker, and I had a REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD sense of smell.

I went outside to have a smoke.. typical thing to do.. I'm left handed.. I finger with the left.. I smoke with the left..

ugh.. god..

as soon as I braught the cigarette up to my lips I almost through up at the disgusting revolting smell of incredibly rotten pussy.

so I got the fuck out of there as fast as possible, and washed my fingers for like 2 hours.. but fucking shit man I swear that smell gets under your fingernails it took like three days to completely get rid of it..

so I was chasing around one of my female co-workers with two fingers after telling her the story.. that was kind of lol..

pretty shitty you only find out that you fucked a stank ass pussy when you're having a smoke after.. I should have known something by the amount of incredible slopness..

 

[crazyjoe]

ok... fuck..

I WAS REALLY HAMMERED!!!

this chick was looking kinda cute.. like not skinny.. a little overweight.. like.. maybe.. 20-30 lbs over.. with huge tits..

I was really hammered..

anyways.. it was one of my friends houseparties, and we found this empty room.. no idea who's it was.. but whatever..

so fast forward.. clothes are off.. we're on the bed.. I start fingering her.. with my extremely skilled fingers.. they should have their own insurance policy... she was like really wet.. super fucking sloppy.. like almost too sloppy.. but I didn't think much of it.. so after fingering her for a bit and having her suck my cock a bit and titfuck me (that was the highlight)

I fucked her.. finished up.. whatever..

now.. I was a smoker, and I had a REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD sense of smell.

I went outside to have a smoke.. typical thing to do.. I'm left handed.. I finger with the left.. I smoke with the left..

ugh.. god..

as soon as I braught the cigarette up to my lips I almost through up at the disgusting revolting smell of incredibly rotten pussy.

so I got the fuck out of there as fast as possible, and washed my fingers for like 2 hours.. but fucking shit man I swear that smell gets under your fingernails it took like three days to completely get rid of it..

so I was chasing around one of my female co-workers with two fingers after telling her the story.. that was kind of lol..

pretty shitty you only find out that you fucked a stank ass pussy when you're having a smoke after.. I should have known something by the amount of incredible slopness..

 

[Wulfgar]

and you fuckers wonder why I used to puke having sex

 

[redsamurai]

god dammit you fuckers need to learn how to jack off!! Keep you from making those "unfortunate" decisions out of desperation...........I'm completely revolted by this thread.........yet incredibly amused at the same time. I'm laughing my ass off at the picture of some guy trying to give another female the stinky pinky after telling her that story............that's fuckin great!!! Men should never lose that quality!! Sophmores 4 life!!!

 

[musclemom]

and you fuckers wonder why I used to puke having sex

Holy shit, take it as I'm saying it: If the women you score with have that kind of health/hygeine you SERIOUSLY need to raise your standards.

If I haven't said it before, you gents need to realize that vaginas are not supposed to foam, ooze goo of any color (other than clear or slightly whitish), smoke or in any other way act like a 3rd grade science project. They shouldn't smell nasty or fishy (musky, yes, there should be a "natural" smell, but it shouldn't be offensive. If she didn't just jump out of the shower of course she's going to smell like a "girl" the way y'all smell like "boys.")

God what kind of women are they?!? WTF is wrong with them? How could they be living with themselves

 

[the_clockwork]

Holy shit, take it as I'm saying it: If the women you score with have that kind of health/hygeine you SERIOUSLY need to raise your standards.

If I haven't said it before, you gents need to realize that vaginas are not supposed to foam, ooze goo of any color (other than clear or slightly whitish), smoke or in any other way act like a 3rd grade science project. They shouldn't smell nasty or fishy (musky, yes, there should be a "natural" smell, but it shouldn't be offensive. If she didn't just jump out of the shower of course she's going to smell like a "girl" the way y'all smell like "boys.")

God what kind of women are they?!? WTF is wrong with them? How could they be living with themselves

I haven't been with a lot of chicks but I can safely say I've never been with any skank pussies. That would scar me for life I believe.

 

[Scotsman]

Actually, yes, it is. Sort of a mix between Stephen King and Christopher Moore.

But there is some warped part of me that would be truly curious to see a picture of said organ.




Holy shit, take it as I'm saying it: If the women you score with have that kind of health/hygeine you SERIOUSLY need to raise your standards.

If I haven't said it before, you gents need to realize that vaginas are not supposed to foam, ooze goo of any color (other than clear or slightly whitish), smoke or in any other way act like a 3rd grade science project. They shouldn't smell nasty or fishy (musky, yes, there should be a "natural" smell, but it shouldn't be offensive. If she didn't just jump out of the shower of course she's going to smell like a "girl" the way y'all smell like "boys.")

God what kind of women are they?!? WTF is wrong with them? How could they be living with themselves

Alright I am now sure from this post and your previous one that we are somehow cosmicly linked. We think way too much alike. I am also somehow intrigued to see said oriphus.

I am going to definitely make it out east then you and vix and I can go sailing, make sand castles, then some moonlit pagan dancing. I'm buying dinner too.

Cheers,
Scotsman