Stockpiling sex drugs

[EZ_E]

I stop by my buddies house the other day and his wife offers me a bottle of water, but I gotta go out to the garage. I walk out thee and along the near wall are boxes and boxes and boxes of Cialis, Levitra, Enzyte....Like he's stocking up for Y2K or something. Now I know why his wife has been in a better mood lately....

 

[digimon7068]

I stop by my buddies house the other day and his wife offers me a bottle of water, but I gotta go out to the garage. I walk out thee and along the near wall are boxes and boxes and boxes of Cialis, Levitra, Enzyte....Like he's stocking up for Y2K or something. Now I know why his wife has been in a better mood lately....

pfft. . .if that shit worked, the whole world would be bankrupt and that company would have all the money. . .even a d00d with a 12" crank would like to have 13". . .it's like money, there's no such thing as enuff. . .

 

[walliwalibus]

Maybe they, they.........they.............they.................... sell it. Legal. Boners for all who want. Maybe they have parties you don't know about.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Cialis is god

 

[drsketch]

I stop by my buddies house the other day and his wife offers me a bottle of water, but I gotta go out to the garage. I walk out thee and along the near wall are boxes and boxes and boxes of Cialis, Levitra, Enzyte....Like he's stocking up for Y2K or something. Now I know why his wife has been in a better mood lately....

lol

 

[UA_Iron]

I should pick some up now that I'm single. Nail the shit outta some bitches.

 

[digimon7068]

Cialis is god

agreed. . .gives me turn-around time like i had when i was 17. . .

 

[UA_Iron]

agreed. . .gives me turn-around time like i had when i was 17. . .

Ah yeah. I watch so much porn that I'm pretty much immune to seeing chicks naked. Seems like they have to do really dirty things to get me aroused. I should seek counseling.

 

[EZ_E]

Maybe they, they.........they.............they.................... sell it. Legal. Boners for all who want. Maybe they have parties you don't know about.

Yeah, I know he sells it. I may be Italian and from Jersey but I'm not that retarded.....There will be an EF discount

 

[digimon7068]

Ah yeah. I watch so much porn that I'm pretty much immune to seeing chicks naked. Seems like they have to do really dirty things to get me aroused. I should seek counseling.

i've been having sex with the same woman, 3 to 5 times a week, for the last (almost) 19 years and i still have a hard time controlling myself sometimes. . .maybe i should seek counseling too??