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Sinistar
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well well well.
what do i get myself into? why cant i get it through my thick fucking head that im not 'Playa' material?
it all started with a lil bet with a former GF of mine, who is Bi. there is this amazon who works at a liquor store right up the street from me. she is also bi. shes interested in me i guess. tells me that shes my stalker and shit. so when my ex finds out, she wants to have a contest right? who can bed this chick the fastest. since im already in the lead, i figure this is a bet i cant lose. ha ha. wrong.
so on alteratre days we go up there alone, she doesnt know we even know each other. so within days my progress has stopped. and my ex has her phone number and has talked to her on the phone.
im man enough to admit that for whatever reason i couldnt take it home. instead of spinning my tires and wasting good brain power bullshitting this chick, i admit defeat. i now have to go down on my ex. so this bitch wins twice huh?
so im keeping a sense of huimor about it, after all ill prolly get some pussy out of the deal either way. so i play along with her and her taunting me about my inability to get with said chick. then she mntions something that will forever alter our relationship. she said this girl is still interested in me, but she doestn do one night stands with guys.
this lights a fire under my ass friends and neighbors. this is the main cross i bear against female homosexuality.
so, armed with the knowledge that not only me, but all of man arent good enough for a glance fuck, i contemplate a suitable strike back for all of my brothers. at first i thought about lighting some thermite on top of her car, which would burn all the way through her block and to the ground. deciding that a potential explosion is a bit overkill, i look at the many bottles in my room. stackers, yellow jackets, tribulus, puke juice and fart powder.
elsewhere on the boards i gave out a homebrew recipe for absinthe. i happen to have the last bottle i made months ago. so in the spirit of my losing, i offer it to my ex to enhance her upcoming lesbian conquest. she accepts, and i drop the contents of the fart powder into the concoction. i take a small sip, and theres no difference in taste.
so, she just came by to get the bottle. shes heading over there right away, very excited, making the V over er lips and such. and im sitting back satisfied that i have ruined there night. within 15 mins of them drinking a glass or 2, the action should begin. im hoping someone gets beefed in the face. and 2 women holding back a colons worth of gas...hehehehe.
you say im evil. i say i am.
you say im heartless? you bet.
but only one thing need be said:
Whos The God Damned Franchise?
Sinistar
what do i get myself into? why cant i get it through my thick fucking head that im not 'Playa' material?
it all started with a lil bet with a former GF of mine, who is Bi. there is this amazon who works at a liquor store right up the street from me. she is also bi. shes interested in me i guess. tells me that shes my stalker and shit. so when my ex finds out, she wants to have a contest right? who can bed this chick the fastest. since im already in the lead, i figure this is a bet i cant lose. ha ha. wrong.
so on alteratre days we go up there alone, she doesnt know we even know each other. so within days my progress has stopped. and my ex has her phone number and has talked to her on the phone.
im man enough to admit that for whatever reason i couldnt take it home. instead of spinning my tires and wasting good brain power bullshitting this chick, i admit defeat. i now have to go down on my ex. so this bitch wins twice huh?
so im keeping a sense of huimor about it, after all ill prolly get some pussy out of the deal either way. so i play along with her and her taunting me about my inability to get with said chick. then she mntions something that will forever alter our relationship. she said this girl is still interested in me, but she doestn do one night stands with guys.
this lights a fire under my ass friends and neighbors. this is the main cross i bear against female homosexuality.
so, armed with the knowledge that not only me, but all of man arent good enough for a glance fuck, i contemplate a suitable strike back for all of my brothers. at first i thought about lighting some thermite on top of her car, which would burn all the way through her block and to the ground. deciding that a potential explosion is a bit overkill, i look at the many bottles in my room. stackers, yellow jackets, tribulus, puke juice and fart powder.
elsewhere on the boards i gave out a homebrew recipe for absinthe. i happen to have the last bottle i made months ago. so in the spirit of my losing, i offer it to my ex to enhance her upcoming lesbian conquest. she accepts, and i drop the contents of the fart powder into the concoction. i take a small sip, and theres no difference in taste.
so, she just came by to get the bottle. shes heading over there right away, very excited, making the V over er lips and such. and im sitting back satisfied that i have ruined there night. within 15 mins of them drinking a glass or 2, the action should begin. im hoping someone gets beefed in the face. and 2 women holding back a colons worth of gas...hehehehe.
you say im evil. i say i am.
you say im heartless? you bet.
but only one thing need be said:
Whos The God Damned Franchise?
Sinistar
