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Needtogetaas steroid stories. I got a great one I think is new. Lets hear yours.

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Ok SO Just now like 10 mins ago. I set my test prop out and my tren ass. 2 Brand new bottles too, so I pulled out 4 needles. WHY?
Well when I first open any juice bottle I like to Fill it up with Air pressure. If you are a vet and been around or used steroids a few times than you know what this is. Its when you take the needle with plunger and stick the needle into the vile and then push down on the plunger. Than pull out the needle and do it again, and again, and again till you have filled the veil up with some good air pressure. This makes it wicked easy to get juice out of the vile....

With enough air pressure in the veil all you have to do is stick a needle in and let the juice shoot out into the needle. Well ok we all know ( or us with experience) if you build up pressure in the veil like this than you have to always make sure you got your thumb on the back of the needle so that the plunger does not shoot off lock a rocket lmao.. And than juice goes squirting all over the room... I have had this happen before but no guys no that would have been a welcome replacement for what happen to me 12 mins ago..

Ok so I am in the middle of pumping up the pressure in my brand new vile of tren. One pump, two pumps, three pumps , four... All the way to about lets say 8-9 pumps in and what happens??? I guess as I was doing it I must have been slightly twisting the needle tip each time. Out of nowhere the damn needle comes loose from the end of the plunger and I get a face blast of tren, covers my bathroom mirror , my shirt, the sink, my floor, and now my eyes are burning like crazy from getting splashed with Tren ace. My face was all oiled up and smelling like tren and I just had to laugh at my self.......

First time I have ever gotten steroids in my eyes. It took a good 10 mins of flushing out my eyes to get that oil out...




On a good note though. I found a cure for tren cough baby... Yes,,,, the other day I was going to inject my tren and I started thinking hmmmm if I get tren cough I wounder of the portable pure oxygen cans I got would help... So every time I inject I had this damn can with me hoping and praying I would finely get damn tren cough so I could test it out... Ya another first for me.. wanting to get tren cough lmao... Anyway it finely happens. I hit the vein or something real good because half way threw the inject it started to come on stronger than normal.. The kind of tren cough hit that makes you hit the floor was quickly on its way... As my knees are bending and I'm headed to the ground I quickly think to my self......" Yes the oxygen grab that bitch and use it... Now A tren cough of this magnitude would normally run about a min and a half... I cut that shit down to about 10-maybe 20 seconds tops.. I had to suck down almost the entire can of oxygen all at once but mother f*ckers it was well worth cutting off that extra menute of choking to death , lungs burning, hell that is tren cough...

Ok so what is your steroid story guys.. Or just comment on mine. :artist:
 
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Funny ! I did this Sunday! Not in the face tho.  shot across the room and got on the ol'lady. Awwwhaha. It was tren too
 
Ok SO Just now like 10 mins ago. I set my test prop out and my tren ass. 2 Brand new bottles too, so I pulled out 4 needles. WHY?
Well when I first open any juice bottle I like to Fill it up with Air pressure. If you are a vet and been around or used steroids a few times than you know what this is. Its when you take the needle with plunger and stick the needle into the veil and then push down on the plunger. Than pull out the needle and do it again, and again, and again till you have filled the veil up with some good air pressure. This makes it wicked easy to get juice out of the veil....

With enough air pressure in the veil all you have to do is stick a needle in and let the juice shoot out into the needle. Well ok we all know ( or us with experience) if you build up pressure in the veil like this than you have to always make sure you got your thumb on the back of the needle so that the plunger does not shoot off lock a rocket lmao.. And than juice goes squirting all over the room... I have had this happen before but no guys no that would have been a welcome replacement for what happen to me 12 mins ago..

Ok so I am in the middle of pumping up the pressure in my brand new Veil of tren. One pump, two pumps, three pumps , four... All the way to about lets say 8-9 pumps in and what happens??? I guess as I was doing it I must have been slightly twisting the needle tip each time. Out of nowhere the damn needle comes loose from the end of the plunger and I get a face blast of tren, covers my bathroom mirror , my shirt, the sink, my floor, and now my eyes are burning like crazy from getting splashed with Tren ace. My face was all oiled up and smelling like tren and I just had to laugh at my self.......

First time I have ever gotten steroids in my eyes. It took a good 10 mins of flushing out my eyes to get that oil out...




On a good note though. I found a cure for tren cough baby... Yes,,,, the other day I was going to inject my tren and I started thinking hmmmm if I get tren cough I wounder of the portable pure oxygen cans I got would help... So every time I inject I had this damn can with me hoping and praying I would finely get damn tren cough so I could test it out... Ya another first for me.. wanting to get tren cough lmao... Anyway it finely happens. I hit the vein or something real good because half way threw the inject it started to come on stronger than normal.. The kind of tren cough hit that makes you hit the floor was quickly on its way... As my knees are bending and I'm headed to the ground I quickly think to my self......" Yes the oxygen grab that bitch and use it... Now A tren cough of this magnitude would normally run about a min and a half... I cut that shit down to about 10-maybe 20 seconds tops.. I had to suck down almost the entire can of oxygen all at once but mother f*ckers it was well worth cutting off that extra menute of choking to death , lungs burning, hell that is tren cough...

Ok so what is your steroid story guys.. Or just comment on mine. :artist:



lol...needto its time for a new product to be launched : need2getoxygen

seriously tho yeah i tried that Nate...i work in a hospital and am guananteed brutal tren cough everytime i pin my quads.so i locked the door of a treatment room and put on an oxygen mask...sure as shit it definitely helped .
only thing is if somebody walked in and seen me standing there with my pants down around my ankles ,a needle sticking out of my leg and an oxygen mask on my face..it would be kinda hard to talk my way out of that one :FRlol:
 
Laughed in my office, now everyone's staring at me. Great story telling skills, enjoyed it muchly. Will stay tuned for more stories :D
 
lol...needto its time for a new product to be launched : need2getoxygen

seriously tho yeah i tried that Nate...i work in a hospital and am guananteed brutal tren cough everytime i pin my quads.so i locked the door of a treatment room and put on an oxygen mask...sure as shit it definitely helped .
only thing is if somebody walked in and seen me standing there with my pants down around my ankles ,a needle sticking out of my leg and an oxygen mask on my face..it would be kinda hard to talk my way out of that one :FRlol:

Lmao.
 
lol...needto its time for a new product to be launched : need2getoxygen

seriously tho yeah i tried that Nate...i work in a hospital and am guananteed brutal tren cough everytime i pin my quads.so i locked the door of a treatment room and put on an oxygen mask...sure as shit it definitely helped .
only thing is if somebody walked in and seen me standing there with my pants down around my ankles ,a needle sticking out of my leg and an oxygen mask on my face..it would be kinda hard to talk my way out of that one :FRlol:

These days with technology that shit be on youtube before you could even get your pants up lmao..
 
Those are gonna be hard to beat!One of our sponsors gave me an ink pen with my order , it looked like a syringe, But! on the outside it had red liquid and when you lowered it the red liquid would fill the pen half way, Man! I freaked many of my friends when they came over,We would be around the table chatting and i would look at the clock and say "ahhh Shit! i'm late again, i would pull it out and i would start filling it like i was drawing out blood ,the look on their face was priceless, one almost puked! LOL!
 
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