My pic...please dont kill me

[Bikini Mod]

HAHAHAhahahahahahahhahahahaaaa

Baby, I won't even tell you what I CHARGE photogs (unless I REALLY admire their work or are they EXTREMELY well-established professionals) what my hourly rate is...I am talking WHAT I CHARGE THEM!!!

Hey, Bonehead, I am an agency represented - printed commercial fitness and swimwear model.

Yes, the editor of Ironman Mag was impressed enough after having met me at the NPC Nationals this past fall to feature me in his column last month...yea, I'm a REAL GRANDMA ALRIGHT!!!!

HAHAHAHHAHahahahahahahhahahaaa

Just admit it, you want me. Come on, it's ok, I won't feel like I need a shower or anything. After all, it's not as if I have any control over your pubescent fantasies!

HAHAHAHahahahahAHAHAHAhhaahhaha

 

[Bikini Mod]

Well then as long as YOU are not the one signing the check, it doesn't matter much now, does it?

And as for you Riker - there is no anger, no tension and ZERO hostility. ANY IMBECILE could see that your alteration of the original pic was a CARTOON or should I say "A DOODLE OF A DIDDLE".....but just because it was "not real" it was STILL PORNOGRAPHIC NONETHELESS, and it is STILL MY RESPONSIBILITY TO ENFORCE THE RULES SETFORTH BY THE OWNER OF THE SITE.

Having said that, because you do NOT know me, you obviously do not appreciate my brand of humor and that is why you took my original comments as one that a child would stubbornly disobey when coming from a figure of authority....which you obviously did. So do not act like a child and you will not be treated as such.

I have very few quarrels with ANY of the board members at elite. Still there are a few insecure little men that feel the need to "flex their BIG STRONG MUSCLES" when a female mod cracks the whip and with a gentle loving tone that only a mother could possess, orders them to drop to their knees and submit!

As for your comments about external beauty. It was not I that began that arguement......I was CORRECT in assuming that the Captain there (not you Insano baby) was basing HIS opinion purely on physical appearances...and I WAS CORRECT. The only information he had was that I had had children so that AUTOMATICALLY MEANT THAT I WAS WAAAAAAY ICKY (I believe that this is the proper terminology that the little boys now use in the fourth grade, is it not?).

Dude, YOU need to lighten up. Just because you do not appreciate my brand of humor does not mean that you need to get your underoos all up in a bind!....that could hurt your family jewels, thus further imasculating you.

And as for finding "prettier girls" at the mall...OF THAT, I HAVE NO DOUBT. I am FAR TOO OLD TO BE A MALL RAT.

 

[Riker29]

Thats it - time for your spanking.

 

[Mike Tyson79]

Biggity Bump for Riker

 

[Mike Tyson79]

See, now that pic deserved to be blocked.
Good job Mom.

Riker i still love you , you little slut u.

 

[Riker29]

You know what?

Get this. I have been loading this page, and even on my super-fast connection, its been slow as hell.

And you wanna know why?

BikiniMom's sig takes 312k! That's right - every time she posts, its 312k added to the page. So when she has a lot of posts in a thread. ........

Think what that is doing to the people on dial-up connections.

You know what - all other stuff aside - that is just rude and self-centered.

If you truly are a :mod" which has the interests of the Board and its members at heart, as you claim you do, you should edit that down. That is ridiculous.

312k !

EVERY TIME SHE POSTS!

Jeezus dear, thats uncalled for.

 

[Riker29]

By the way ....

The inevitable conclusion of this thread will be .......

BM makes some comment, attempting to "get the last word in", ......

... then using her Mod status, she will lock the thread.


So, I have no more comments. Let her end it or delete it or whatever.

Just get rid of that ridiculously huge sig, please.

And get some batteries.

And yes, you still need your spanking.

 

[Bikini Mod]

A) I have NEVER locked a thread (though you are making and EXCELLENT arguement for me to do so).

B) GET CABLE YOU CHEAPY. I have had this sig for nearly a year - guess what? FIRST COMPLAINT!!!

C) If it takes too long for this thread to load, STOP CLICKING ON IT! It can't be THAT BAD if you keep replying. HEHHHEHHahahahahahhaHOOHOhhhoho

D) I guess that you ARE right about ONE THING though, I DID HAVE TO HAVE THE LAST WORD.

 

[Bikini Mod]

HAHahahahahhahahahahhahhaha

You crack me up, Captain.

 

[Mike Tyson79]

I eat pussy with chips.


Peace.