my penis is chapped

[redguru]

you really need a doctor, it's an E. Coli infection like you hear on the news.
to prepare a blocking serum, the doc has to get a sample of whoever's feces it came from.

Nicely played

You deserve a hearty golf clap for that one.

 

[Lestat]

goldendelicious will be able to diagnose this I'm sure.

 

[AAP]

Hard to tell.... post a pic so we can have a better idea.

 

[Lestat]

Hard to tell.... post a pic so we can have a better idea.

 

[Creepusmaximus]

Hope it wasn't some acid laced wrinkle cream. LOL. You might want to be more picky in your lube. Why don't you try a girl friend? Or you one of those repressed gay guys? I say that because the gay guys don't seem to have problems finding sex.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

goldendelicious will be able to diagnose this I'm sure.

lol smartarse, i can too

sublime, go to the pharmacy or supermarket and get some nappy/diaper-rash cream (the stuff they use on babies with diaper rash) apply it several times a day and try to give your dick some exposure to air (ie lounge around/sleep naked) and most importantly...dont aggravate it anymore, alright. leave the poor guy alone instead of beating the shit out of him

i could sit here diagnosing exactly what has caused it, but chances are its a multifactorial thing and besides, the solution is going to be the same as what i said above, so stop wasting time and just do it.

if you cant get the cream and its nighttime there, just sleep naked. oh, and dont wash it with soap. just use water.

and yes, washing it for 10 minutes until orgasm counts as playing with yourself. dont do it

 

[Lestat]

lol smartarse, i can too

sublime, go to the pharmacy or supermarket and get some nappy/diaper-rash cream (the stuff they use on babies with diaper rash) apply it several times a day and try to give your dick some exposure to air (ie lounge around/sleep naked) and most importantly...dont aggravate it anymore, alright. leave the poor guy alone instead of beating the shit out of him

i could sit here diagnosing exactly what has caused it, but chances are its a multifactorial thing and besides, the solution is going to be the same as what i said above, so stop wasting time and just do it.

if you cant get the cream and its nighttime there, just sleep naked. oh, and dont wash it with soap. just use water.

and yes, washing it for 10 minutes until orgasm counts as playing with yourself. dont do it

you are an asset to the board man.

 

[Itsadeepburn]

Squeeze lemon juice and pepper sauce on your hands....I promise you will quit touching it enough for it to heal

 

[HumorMe]

This is by far one of the funniest threads I have read in awhile and please forgive for laughing at your expense Sublime.

 

[novamanms]

lol smartarse, i can too

sublime, go to the pharmacy or supermarket and get some nappy/diaper-rash cream (the stuff they use on babies with diaper rash) apply it several times a day and try to give your dick some exposure to air (ie lounge around/sleep naked) and most importantly...dont aggravate it anymore, alright. leave the poor guy alone instead of beating the shit out of him

i could sit here diagnosing exactly what has caused it, but chances are its a multifactorial thing and besides, the solution is going to be the same as what i said above, so stop wasting time and just do it.

if you cant get the cream and its nighttime there, just sleep naked. oh, and dont wash it with soap. just use water.

and yes, washing it for 10 minutes until orgasm counts as playing with yourself. dont do it

To supplement that:

If it burns, it's raw. If it itches and looks like a pink pickle, its a yeast infection.