lol i'm abou to do some scandalous sexing

[RevengeOfDaNerdGurl]

whatever you do, dont speak

ROFL!

You beat me to it

 

[Bobber]

LMAO holy fuck this is some funny shit...i just fucked this broad all over my house...fucking underwear, clothes, shoes are all fucking spread out all over my house...clothes are in my yard and my sprinkinler is going off and i just don't give a fuck, i'll deal with it in the morning. mayn that fucking pill is stuffing me up. 5 o'clock michigan time and I'm feeling a bit queasy from all the booz i've consumed today.
here is the breakdown...this broad who lives in phoenix is up here for the summer, she is an old friend with a serious bf (who i don't know)...we've been hanging all afternoon, drinking beer on a lake. the sexual tension has been so thick you could cut it with a knife. nothing happened in the day but around 2 am the shit started getting thick. i bored this gal in my yard, in my hallway, and then in my bed. without that pill i would have been worthless, waaay to much whiskey and duff. thanks ancillay guys, you made my drunken night special, i feel like a new mayn. my conquests aren't easy, unlike slat or bjjuice my gash is hard earned, i got to fight for my gash serving, the panties never drop on their own. i'm drunk as fuck and babbling but i have no one to share this with. i needed that but now i think i may retch. if i had a smoke i would puff it right now, haven't smoked in over a decade.

fuck my shit is getting wet i got to make my yard look respectable the neighbors are gonna think i'm a basehead. digger i couldn't have got laid without you thanks bor i thought about you when i was half nekkid in my front yard :artist

LOL!!! Shot outs to internet folf for helping get laid! Funniest thing I have read so far this week.

Congrats on laying it down. From the sounds of it she is going to be back for some seconds, better have your magic pills in handy.

 

[Gambino]

good thread. just read it now for the first time.

whats up with poppin Cialis? 100 mg no less.

the wind can blow and my dick stays hard.

either way. *High Five* <---in the geighest possible way

actually it was a 100mg silagra (generic viagra)...no time to try to break it in half, definetly too potent a dose, got me all stuffed up. I was pretty pissy and i wanted the reassurance that the flag would remain fully raised...it was a gamble because i took it before i new the deal was sealed...could have been for nothing.

 

[awittyusername]

actually it was a 100mg silagra (generic viagra)...no time to try to break it in half, definetly too potent a dose, got me all stuffed up. I was pretty pissy and i wanted the reassurance that the flag would remain fully raised...it was a gamble because i took it before i new the deal was sealed...could have been for nothing.

Bro, I bite it in half and take half before I know its a close. Then, when I am rounding third...I pop the other half. I recently hit another 1/3 right before the start, because I knew it was going to be a very demanding and long session.