Life extension

[distanced]

that would be sweet

 

[KnoXville]

If I could live longer maybe I would read that long ass post with no paragraphs

If you lived for a lot longer you would also have a good chance of actually loosing your virginity to something other than a small woodland creature, or doing something else than spending your afternoons perusing scat pornography, even then the probability of you bringing the log to the beaver would still be low but anything is possible. So since neither of those things will happen in this short life I’m sure you can find it in yourself to spare thirty seconds of your time from the pity blowjobs you get from your grandparents blowing your little purple helmet man and read the now re-edited for the heterosexually impaired version of my post. Also, you run like a girl.

 

[PoyeBoy]

If you lived for a lot longer you would also have a good chance of actually loosing your virginity to something other than a small woodland creature, or doing something else than spending your afternoons perusing scat pornography, even then the probability of you bringing the log to the beaver would still be low but anything is possible. So since neither of those things will happen in this short life I’m sure you can find it in yourself to spare thirty second of your time from the pity blowjobs you get from your grandparents blowing your little purple helmet man and read the now re-edited for the heterosexually impaired version of my post. Also, run like a girl.

If I was lucky I could yell at you in braille, While I have a blender in the oven and olives in the toilet

yes, you used the word hankering, that was the best part

That makes your post A++

 

[KnoXville]

If I was lucky I could yell at you in braille, While I have a blender in the oven and olives in the toilet

yes, you used the word hankering, that was the best part

That makes your post A++

Oh, gee golly you were able to comprehend my last post too?

Or perhaps I should also break that one into paragraphs for you also.

Guess what, I have a hankering for something, and it involves 10 feet of PCV piping, some cyanide and your anus.

Comprehendé? Look Poye, Paragraphs!

 

[collegiateLifter]

despite popular belief, brain cells do regenerate though

 

[biteme]

despite popular belief, brain cells do regenerate though

This is news to me. I just read in my A&P book that brain cells in adults do not undergo mitosis.

 

[KnoXville]

Brain cell regeneration has mostly been found in regard to injury, and in the hippocampus region with regards to learning (a highly presumable place they would be found). The overall rate of other brain cell regeneration is still to slow to make up for the degradation rate later in life.

 

[SofaGeorge]

Future scientists? I've been an experimental life extensionist for 20 years.

 

[Lao Tzu]

They already found something that rebuild telomeres, it is the enzyme telomerase. They just can't figure out how to use it properly. If they do then it should provide good jumps in cancer inhibition & longer lives.

 

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