I'm not getting enough sex in my current relationship...

[blueta2]

You know something? I think I may agree with you on someting! Your words were like a FLASH of light in my eyes.

I think I'll kick my husband out of the house until I need his penis. Better yet, I'm going to buy a device that buzzes his nads when I want a good lay so he knows to come home.

I mean really. What else are men good for other than a good fuck? Hell, I can support myself and daughter. I know how to make calls if somwething breaks. Hell, I've been a fool allllll these years thinking I needed him around. Shit, my life would be so much simpilier if I followed your rules.

Thanks!

His bags are sooooo packed on the front porch tonight!

LOL....this has to be the funniest post I ever read on EF.....
G, let's you and I market "buzzes" to apply to our mens nads. We'll make a FORTUNE!

 

[vixensghost]

LOL....this has to be the funniest post I ever read on EF.....
G, let's you and I market "buzzes" to apply to our mens nads. We'll make a FORTUNE!

Done deal. We shall call them " Nad Buzzies".

I'll need the 9 volt buzzer since I like sex A LOT. However, some women may only need a AAA battery in their nad buzzies.

K?

 

[blueta2]

Done deal. We shall call them " Nad Buzzies".

I'll need the 9 volt buzzer since I like sex A LOT. However, some women may only need a AAA battery in their nad buzzies.

K?

Oh I like it. "Come one, come all, get your Nad Buzzies here"

Oh you little vixen with the 9 volt. I'll need a AAA for now, but eventually I'll need the car size battery ;-)

LOL......hahaha! Oh frig I am lol here!

 

[digimon7068]

You need to think outside of the box....

at 42. . .my life is still ruled by the box. . .see me when i'm 80. . .if i live that long. . .

 

[Sub-Zero]

You know something? I think I may agree with you on someting! Your words were like a FLASH of light in my eyes.

I think I'll kick my husband out of the house until I need his penis. Better yet, I'm going to buy a device that buzzes his nads when I want a good lay so he knows to come home.

I mean really. What else are men good for other than a good fuck? Hell, I can support myself and daughter. I know how to make calls if somwething breaks. Hell, I've been a fool allllll these years thinking I needed him around. Shit, my life would be so much simpilier if I followed your rules.

Thanks!

His bags are sooooo packed on the front porch tonight!

if you dont enjoy his company for anything more than sex, then maybe you guy sshould do somethign similar.

as for me, when i grow up, i will have my own "office" in the house, where i can get away. we will figure something out fo rthe wifey too. i am hoping when im married it will be a similar relationship to that of a brother (no gay jokes here, i mean the friendship parts, not the sexual parts, obviously). where you get together, have fun, live in the same house, share responsabilities, but sometimes u just get on eachothers nerves and need to go to ur own rooms and chill. it doesnt matter though, because when u got o sleep at night, its still gunna be your wife no matter what, sort of like ur brother and u fight and ur still bros at the end of it all

 

[Forge]

I think it's AWESOME that you help her that much, and trust me, she does appreciate it all.
My guess on the sex thing, when men are needy and want it too much, women tend to back down. Play a little hard to get.

She says she appreciates it very much, I just wish she would show it more often.

And if I play any more hard to get then the sex will stop completely! It seems like I am almost always the one initiating it, if I stop then I’m afraid it stops.

But like All the Whey said, my helping her out and such (even though she may appreciate it) isn’t getting results. Maybe I do need to hold back some, make her remember what it was like before we started seeing each other. I’m not good at holding back, at not giving 110% in relationships, but perhaps I need to see if she will step up and come after me if I give some slack.

Hell at worst we grow apart, break up, and I resume fishing for a woman again. At best she comes around and meets my needs.

 

[Tytan]

Why not just meet a new girl who is more like what he seems to REALLY want rather than try to force something he knows isn't on par with his lifestyle to work? Sounds risky, like a lot of unnecessary work, and frankly reeks of desperation (don't mean to judge and I'm sure I'm wrong but I don't get it is all). WHY would you force that shit? And don't say because of love because that's crap. I have found that I can TRY to make something work, and I'll never REALLY get completely what I've known I always wanted, or I can step up, get some balls, and go get it. I feel like I've been doing the latter and guess what? It's been making me pretty happy. You go from being like content and comfortable with something to being excited about it. I end up feeling like I have more to lose - which in the weirdest way is a good thing.

I know what you mean, but if he wants to be with her.....he should take an active roll at solving the problem himself. It`s his choice if he`s in or out.

 

[cindylou]

I think at 2 months ; and you are already having sex compatibility problems, you are just asking for more trouble down the line! @ 2 months?

If its that important to you ; you might just want to break it off and find someone more compatible, there is nothing wrong w/ wanting to be happy.

 

[Faizakafez]

I think at 2 months ; and you are already having sex compatibility problems, you are just asking for more trouble down the line! @ 2 months?

If its that important to you ; you might just want to break it off and find someone more compatible, there is nothing wrong w/ wanting to be happy.

 

[cindylou]