im in boner mode

[heatherrae]

you have no idea.

I leave work everyday to have lunch at home. You know why? To jerk off. I start planning my beat-the-sawseech session at about 9:45 AM, right after the first wave of hot interns come into my room looking for materials. I flirt with a few, plant some seeds, then imagine banging them on my mixer, or on the barrel of white petrolatum while pouring glycerin all over their ass before slapping it with the head of my dark, spicy cock after it's been dipped in blue dye, after which point I start calling her Smurfette.

Also, I was late to many a class during college for that same reason. I even planned going back to my apartment between classes to whack-the-braciole.

Women, us men plan these things.

Bet you never did it in a law library between rows of books....lol...men are amateurs at these things.

 

[swole]

Bet you never did it in a law library between rows of books....lol...men are amateurs at these things.

the whole bang in the library thing is totally cliche and overdone, i'm not impressed.

 

[Sub-Zero]

the whole bang in the library thing is totally cliche and overdone, i'm not impressed.

yeah shes a skank

 

[nimbus]

i think she meant 'batin, not sex.

 

[swole]

yeah shes a skank

i thought of you while deadlifting yesterday

we should set up a bookie event of who could get 500lbs first

talk about motivation

 

[seaking420]

I leave work everyday to have lunch at home. You know why? To jerk off

I do this too, I thought I was a sex addict for it. I couldnt wait to leave work to go rub one off. Sometimes thats all im thinking about while im working, then after im done and back at work I can focus better.

 

[Sub-Zero]

i thought of you while deadlifting yesterday

we should set up a bookie event of who could get 500lbs first

talk about motivation

what are you at again?

i did high reps on tuesday, 315x10, 365x8, then i did 275x10 without straps,

high reps on deads suck, and make my ass and traps hurt like shit

 

[swole]

what are you at again?

i did high reps on tuesday, 315x10, 365x8, then i did 275x10 without straps,

high reps on deads suck, and make my ass and traps hurt like shit

i do the same weight for high rep week

i've gotten 405 x 6 a month ago with straps

i plan on giving 405lb another go in a week or so

i <3 the way 4 plates looks while i'm do it

 

[Sub-Zero]

i do the same weight for high rep week

i've gotten 405 x 6 a month ago with straps

i plan on giving 405lb another go in a week or so

i <3 the way 4 plates looks while i'm do it

how long do u think itl be before u get up 500?

 

[swole]

how long do u think itl be before u get up 500?

with juice, not too long

if i go "on" for 15 weeks, you bet by the end i'll be on that shit