im drunk as funkk bou 2 get laid by sine freaks

[jiggagold]

how do i do these girls, who should i treat first, i got plenty of nut 4 all, im fukkin wasted i never ha the chance 2 freak 2 girls at once so im bout 2 get it now and im fukkin plastered

 

[calveless wonder]

so you run to the computer for consultation?

LOL

close the deal already

 

[nimbus]

how come you're making so many typing errors? are you drunk or something?

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

I feels his paine I;m competely shamsehd.

 

[wootoom]

bullshit

 

[Faizakafez]

hey guys im about to fuck two girls but i wanted to tell my e buddies ... oh no my noodle went limp as i was putting on the condom

 

[swole]

start by massaging the more passive of the two girls

if you can't take it from there may god help u

 

[seaking420]

seriously bro, why are you wasting your time here posting BEFORE you do the deed.

 

[chewyxrage]

I wish you weren't a liar.

 

[Cutiebaby]

Ok uhm, being a good sized drinker I still find it odd when people who claim to be drunk post like that...I have never made a thread like this when I was fucked up