I went out and bought a dildo last night

[hamstershaver]

well it was worth a try

i wanna hit both of your kitties at once and see the big boobies bouncing

 

[Dial_tone]

Post a pic of the dildo.

 

[plowboy]

i wanna lick one and hit the other kitty.

 

[SoKlueles]

dang u men lol

 

[hamstershaver]

dang u men lol

are we getting you moist??

 

[SoKlueles]

no comment

 

[plowboy]

all wet. im hard.

 

[Dial_tone]

Post a pic of the dildo.

No seriously. Can you hold it up for us?
You should know by now I don't joke about sexual perversion.