I just accidently came in my mouth twice.

[biteme]

Me and my woman were getting wild and she was jerking me off and the first spurt went over my left shoulder, but the next two went right in my own mouth. That's the first time that's ever happened. We were both laughing hard.

 

[mobro]

but what made you feel the need to tell us about it?

 

[biteme]

but what made you feel the need to tell us about it?

This is BTS bro. It's for sex stories and events.

 

[MichaelScott]

personally im glad biteme is back, instant classics

 

[BNG]

Lol!!!!

 

[mobro]

This is BTS bro. It's for sex stories and events.

it was a joke man. your story was funny, guess mine wasn't. i couldn't have brought myself to tell that even if it happened. but since you did, does it really taste salty like the girls say?

 

[Cutiebaby]

why am I not shocked to see this thread come from you

 

[dbell51]

why didnt u blow ur load on her or in her mouth

 

[BigRupe]

Me and my woman were getting wild and she was jerking me off and the first spurt went over my left shoulder, but the next two went right in my own mouth. That's the first time that's ever happened. We were both laughing hard.

I did that once and lost a tooth, almost took out an eye too.

You have to be careful bro!

 

[txbondsman]

Me and my woman were getting wild and she was jerking me off and the first spurt went over my left shoulder, but the next two went right in my own mouth. That's the first time that's ever happened. We were both laughing hard.

LOL, that's classic, good one bro. It's always funniest if you can laugh at yourself.
Am I the only one who gets down there and laps the kitty after nutting a couple of times? I never think about it, just like the results it gets. One may say the "out come"... LMAO!!!