I earned my red wings last night

[hanselthecaretaker]

Poon is kind of a double edged sword.

 

[TheAssholeFomerlyKnownAsDBBT]

I woke up this morning, picked up the used condoms off the floor and noticed they were smeared with blood. I asked her if she was on her period and showed her the used condom. She then made a worried face and told me she didn't know, but she doesn't bleed much anyways (like that makes me feel better about it). I didn't have any traces of blood left on my face, maybe it rubbed off on the sheets and on her. My bed sheets are red so they don't look stained, I atleast haven't found any. My finger nails had some traces of dried blood. I guess it's better to earn them this way than to knowingly dive into a puddle of muggy red.

bloody bust?

 

[silverfish]

You are one sick son of a bitch. You know you like that shit now.

 

[seizer]

I heard eatin that shit raw and bloody gives you immortality...is it true?

 

[Fajitas]

She's cheating on you

 

[Gambino]

damn hopefully she doesn't have any fun vd, cause if she does, you def. got it after gobbling her bloody gash (fucking nasty)

 

[eat big]

I don't trust anything that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

 

[Smurfy]

I don't trust anything that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

yeah but it doesnt stop you from sticking your penis in it every chance you get!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

excuse me while i take a run up an throw myself into a tree stump mulcher

 

[BileStew]

excuse me while i take a run up an throw myself into a tree stump mulcher

You might ruin your clothes.