I earned my red wings last night

[SoreArms]

I woke up this morning, picked up the used condoms off the floor and noticed they were smeared with blood. I asked her if she was on her period and showed her the used condom. She then made a worried face and told me she didn't know, but she doesn't bleed much anyways (like that makes me feel better about it). I didn't have any traces of blood left on my face, maybe it rubbed off on the sheets and on her. My bed sheets are red so they don't look stained, I atleast haven't found any. My finger nails had some traces of dried blood. I guess it's better to earn them this way than to knowingly dive into a puddle of muggy red.

 

[SoKlueles]

save the sheets
pour peroxide on them

 

[SoKlueles]

oops nevermind...dont peroxide the sheets
but congrats

 

[1_more_rep]

I woke up this morning, picked up the used condoms off the floor and noticed they were smeared with blood. I asked her if she was on her period and showed her the used condom. She then made a worried face and told me she didn't know, but she doesn't bleed much anyways (like that makes me feel better about it). I didn't have any traces of blood left on my face, maybe it rubbed off on the sheets and on her. My bed sheets are red so they don't look stained, I atleast haven't found any. My finger nails had some traces of dried blood. I guess it's better to earn them this way than to knowingly dive into a puddle of muggy red.

damn sounds dirty. A lot of tequila must've went around...

 

[hamstershaver]

 

[SoreArms]

damn sounds dirty. A lot of tequila must've went around...

we drank a 1 liter bottle of ketel one between us, you dirty little ayerab motherfucker

 

[bran987]

oh fuck dude, hahahaha
oh shit man that's somethin'.
she's must've seen all your avatars with blood and thought you liked it?

 

[bran987]

I think hammy might have actually just puked

 

[exotic_island_girl]

EWWw EWWW eWWW

 

[BileStew]

I guess it's better to earn them this way than to knowingly dive into a puddle of muggy red.

Bro, that's not how you earn your Red Wings. Waking up with a red Graucho Marx moustache is how it's done. Not crime scene remnants on your Trojan. All you earned was a trip to the laundromat.

Been there, done that, would do it again.

This thread will be moved to BTS in 5, 4, 3, 2.......

 

[eat big]

Make her scrub that shit off of your sheets.





Kidding ladies!

 

[SoreArms]

Bro, that's not how you earn your Red Wings. Waking up with a red Graucho Marx moustache is how it's done. Not crime scene remnants on your Trojan. All you earned was a trip to the laundromat.

Been there, done that, would do it again.

This thread will be moved to BTS in 5, 4, 3, 2.......

I'm wearing the patch on my commanders jacket and there's nothing anyone's gonna do about it.

 

[BileStew]

I'm wearing the patch on my commanders jacket and there's nothing anyone's gonna do about it.

You may regard it as a "patch of bravery". Others will see it as a blood stained piece of toilet tissue used when cutting ones-self during the morning routine of shaving.

 

[bigmann245]

congrats bro... happens to the best of us. but your right better to do it unknowingly than to go in for the kill.... thank god i didnt know before i did it. but when your drunk you cant tell a difference if the light are out.... lol wear them proud brotha......

 

[swole]

she has herpes

 

[pintoca]

 

[Deterass]

I hate when that happens.....

 

[PBR]

really....

 

[chewyxrage]

Damn, I thought you meant you just fucked her which is no biggie, but you went in for the feast, eh?

Pretty sick, Chubbs

 

[Sub-Zero]

I woke up this morning, picked up the used condoms off the floor and noticed they were smeared with blood. I asked her if she was on her period and showed her the used condom. She then made a worried face and told me she didn't know, but she doesn't bleed much anyways (like that makes me feel better about it). I didn't have any traces of blood left on my face, maybe it rubbed off on the sheets and on her. My bed sheets are red so they don't look stained, I atleast haven't found any. My finger nails had some traces of dried blood. I guess it's better to earn them this way than to knowingly dive into a puddle of muggy red.

maybe she was a virgin

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Poon is kind of a double edged sword.

 

[TheAssholeFomerlyKnownAsDBBT]

I woke up this morning, picked up the used condoms off the floor and noticed they were smeared with blood. I asked her if she was on her period and showed her the used condom. She then made a worried face and told me she didn't know, but she doesn't bleed much anyways (like that makes me feel better about it). I didn't have any traces of blood left on my face, maybe it rubbed off on the sheets and on her. My bed sheets are red so they don't look stained, I atleast haven't found any. My finger nails had some traces of dried blood. I guess it's better to earn them this way than to knowingly dive into a puddle of muggy red.

bloody bust?

 

[silverfish]

You are one sick son of a bitch. You know you like that shit now.

 

[seizer]

I heard eatin that shit raw and bloody gives you immortality...is it true?

 

[Fajitas]

She's cheating on you

 

[Gambino]

damn hopefully she doesn't have any fun vd, cause if she does, you def. got it after gobbling her bloody gash (fucking nasty)

 

[eat big]

I don't trust anything that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

 

[Smurfy]

I don't trust anything that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

yeah but it doesnt stop you from sticking your penis in it every chance you get!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

excuse me while i take a run up an throw myself into a tree stump mulcher

 

[BileStew]

excuse me while i take a run up an throw myself into a tree stump mulcher

You might ruin your clothes.

 

[eat big]

yeah but it doesnt stop you from sticking your penis in it every chance you get!

It is a powerful thing.

 

[nycgirl]

Wow. I'm learning so much on this board.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

LOL

you got ya bloody kisses after all

 

[SoreArms]

damn hopefully she doesn't have any fun vd, cause if she does, you def. got it after gobbling her bloody gash (fucking nasty)

yeah, well then the jokes on her 'cause we kissed a lot after so I gave it right back, ha!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

yeah, well then the jokes on her 'cause we kissed a lot after so I gave it right back, ha!

ewwwwwwwwww

 

[Raina]

I can't fathom being so clueless about my own cycle that I wouldn't know if that was going on or not. I'm not even that attentive and I'd know. lol

 

[Gymgurl]

Yuck

 

[bigmann245]

I can't fathom being so clueless about my own cycle that I wouldn't know if that was going on or not. I'm not even that attentive and I'd know. lol

maybe she did know..... oh that would suck... its like snowballing, the chick knows but the guy is clueless until it happens... lol

 

[Smurfy]

for the record Im going to have more sex later tonight/ and by more i mean i had some earlier and im getting more before i fall asleep.

 

[SoreArms]

maybe she did know..... oh that would suck... its like snowballing, the chick knows but the guy is clueless until it happens... lol

snowballing, is that when the chick has your cum in her mouth and you kiss her? I'm not afraid of my own seed, i kiss chicks after getting head all the time, I think it's sexy.

 

[gingersnap]

The worried look she gave you is concerning, I've heard some stories. Let's just say I'm glad you used protection.

 

[chewyxrage]

snowballing, is that when the chick has your cum in her mouth and you kiss her? I'm not afraid of my own seed, i kiss chicks after getting head all the time, I think it's sexy.

yeah that's what it is. Kissing a chick after she gave you head isn't snowballing though....you really want your wad transfered into your mouth? sexy? lol....not sexy....

 

[bigmann245]

snowballing, is that when the chick has your cum in her mouth and you kiss her? I'm not afraid of my own seed, i kiss chicks after getting head all the time, I think it's sexy.

sort of.... snowballing is when the chick has your load in her mouth and then spits it into yours as you kiss her....

 

[SoreArms]

not my whole load, fuck that, but I don't get grossed out by small remnants or the taste traces of my own cum.

kissing after 69 is awesome, genital tuti frutti

 

[Dekaxx]

Has anyone said NASTY! yet

 

[stilleto]

oh, bfd. you didn't even know and probably didn't tear that thing up till you dipped into it.

 

[pintoca]

lmao @ genital tutti frutti

 

[rudeboyja]

happened to me 2x and it wasn't pleasant. Good think I was drunk both times.

 

[lickin lollypops]

 

[SoreArms]

I think stilleto might be right, I might not have struck red oil until after doing some heavy drilling.

 

[kills]

I like yourself,earned my unknowingly also.I had no idea untill i started from her room to the bathroom, and i met her"older" sister in the hallway and said"good morning"and she gave me this real funny look.I never thought much about it until i looked in the mirror.Damn i almost hurled right there.I had the full wing's right up to my ear's.Not a pretty site.I never felt the same way about her,even though we were both quite drunk.

 

[Cutiebaby]

uhm ewwww

 

[jeepboi]

Hey regardless if you think its gross, i wear my badge proudly, how the hell is it though that these women dont know that there in need of a blood rag?!?

I still love my woman, but she didnt know she was on her period?