I earned my red wings last night

[eat big]

Make her scrub that shit off of your sheets.





Kidding ladies!

 

[SoreArms]

Bro, that's not how you earn your Red Wings. Waking up with a red Graucho Marx moustache is how it's done. Not crime scene remnants on your Trojan. All you earned was a trip to the laundromat.

Been there, done that, would do it again.

This thread will be moved to BTS in 5, 4, 3, 2.......

I'm wearing the patch on my commanders jacket and there's nothing anyone's gonna do about it.

 

[BileStew]

I'm wearing the patch on my commanders jacket and there's nothing anyone's gonna do about it.

You may regard it as a "patch of bravery". Others will see it as a blood stained piece of toilet tissue used when cutting ones-self during the morning routine of shaving.

 

[bigmann245]

congrats bro... happens to the best of us. but your right better to do it unknowingly than to go in for the kill.... thank god i didnt know before i did it. but when your drunk you cant tell a difference if the light are out.... lol wear them proud brotha......

 

[swole]

she has herpes

 

[pintoca]

 

[Deterass]

I hate when that happens.....

 

[PBR]

really....

 

[chewyxrage]

Damn, I thought you meant you just fucked her which is no biggie, but you went in for the feast, eh?

Pretty sick, Chubbs

 

[Sub-Zero]

I woke up this morning, picked up the used condoms off the floor and noticed they were smeared with blood. I asked her if she was on her period and showed her the used condom. She then made a worried face and told me she didn't know, but she doesn't bleed much anyways (like that makes me feel better about it). I didn't have any traces of blood left on my face, maybe it rubbed off on the sheets and on her. My bed sheets are red so they don't look stained, I atleast haven't found any. My finger nails had some traces of dried blood. I guess it's better to earn them this way than to knowingly dive into a puddle of muggy red.

maybe she was a virgin