I am truly quite addicted to Diet Coke

[plornive]

I actually crave the shit. If I don't have it on a daily basis, I somehow feel "thirsty" or hungry. Several times per day is normal for me.

I have never been addicted to a single drug, so this is strange for me.

 

[ohashi]

I was once addicted to masturbation.

True story.

 

[ViperHMS]

I have had friends who have said the very same thing!! Its a conspiracy i tell ya.

Viper

 

[ohashi]

I guess they put the coke back in Coke or something.

 

[WODIN]

It's the phenylalanine in Diet Coke that creates the sense of craving.

 

[ohashi]

And it's the plastic in the bottle that makes it physically possible to hold in your hand.

 

[WODIN]

And it's the plastic in the bottle that makes it physically possible to hold in your hand.

Don't forget the aluminum in the cans.

 

[ohashi]

The cans are made from a space-age material that makes you gay upon contact.

True.

 

[WODIN]

The cans are made from a space-age material that makes you gay upon contact.

True.

That explains all those coke-cans-up-my-ass web sites on google.

 

[ohashi]

Damn, I gotta start useing Google more often.