HR's hatch time/day should be a bookie event

[covergrl80]

You know I can only last for 30 seconds. If I had him for a few hours, what would we do for the other 2hr59min & 30secs?

LOL.

He can cook you dinner and rub your feet! He does it so well

 

[stilleto]

Here is kind of a funny story.

I am used to posting any old off color humor on ef and everyone laughs.

Well, I was reading about natural ways to induce labor on the ivillage chat boards. Someone said that pineapple will induce labor. Me, being the smartass that I am, asked the girl if I should eat it or stick a pineapple up my la la. LOL. No one laughed but me. It was as if I farted at the Christmas dinner table...hehehehehehehe.

lol
oh. i guess you already know my trick then.

 

[heatherrae]

He can cook you dinner and rub your feet! He does it so well

OHHHH! When I'm not prego anymore, I need to get another bf. I forget what the good stuff like that is even like.

 

[covergrl80]

OHHHH! When I'm not prego anymore, I need to get another bf. I forget what the good stuff like that is even like.

Yeah only a good man will do that kind of stuff! I forget what it is life as well, I will cry with you...

 

[Jon79]

You know -- la la, cha cha, tinkerbell, monkey, clam, cootchie, kitty....


Need I go on?

punani, punanni, cunt , pussy , vagina, sloppy taco, slit snatch , twat etc...

 

[heatherrae]

punani, punanni, cunt , pussy , vagina, sloppy taco, slit snatch , twat etc...

Yeah, you got the idea.

 

[PICK3]

punani, punanni, cunt , pussy , vagina, sloppy taco, slit snatch , twat etc...

^^^
In my best falsetto voice: these are a few of my favorite things

 

[Cal_21]

^^^
In my best falsetto voice: these are a few of my favorite things

This would be your speaking voice??

 

[pdaddyII]

My due date is tomorrow, actually.

I'm 2 cm dilated and 70% effaced as of today. That really doesn't guarantee that I will go into labor anytime soon, though.

Just beware of a boggy uterus postpartum, be sure it's massaged and your perineum is checked regularly for excessive drainage by all the cute nurses!

Oh and I HIGHLY recommend you do the bowel prep! You don't want a code brown during such a beautiful moment.

 

[rubberneck]

Just beware of a boggy uterus postpartum, be sure it's massaged and your perineum is checked regularly for excessive drainage by all the cute nurses!

Oh and I HIGHLY recommend you do the bowel prep! You don't want a code brown during such a beautiful moment.