HR's hatch time/day should be a bookie event

[heatherrae]

i have no idea, but i know it helps.
something else too- but i'll pm it to you.

Yeah, PM me!

 

[heatherrae]

Here is kind of a funny story.

I am used to posting any old off color humor on ef and everyone laughs.

Well, I was reading about natural ways to induce labor on the ivillage chat boards. Someone said that pineapple will induce labor. Me, being the smartass that I am, asked the girl if I should eat it or stick a pineapple up my la la. LOL. No one laughed but me. It was as if I farted at the Christmas dinner table...hehehehehehehe.

 

[Cal_21]

Here is kind of a funny story.

I am used to posting any old off color humor on ef and everyone laughs.

Well, I was reading about natural ways to induce labor on the ivillage chat boards. Someone said that pineapple will induce labor. Me, being the smartass that I am, asked the girl if I should eat it or stick a pineapple up my la la. LOL. No one laughed but me. It was as if I farted at the Christmas dinner table...hehehehehehehe.

lolololololol....you're demented!!! butistill<3u

 

[Jon79]

wtf is a lala?

 

[covergrl80]

wtf is a lala?

Your twat

 

[blueta2]

good Luck Heather......wishing you a healthy labour and much love

 

[heatherrae]

wtf is a lala?

You know -- la la, cha cha, tinkerbell, monkey, clam, cootchie, kitty....


Need I go on?

 

[rubberneck]

Your twat

His?????

LOL

 

[covergrl80]

You know -- la la, cha cha, tinkerbell, monkey, clam, cootchie, kitty....


Need I go on?

You know sex works right? I will let you barrow Swole for a few hours....

 

[heatherrae]

You know sex works right? I will let you barrow Swole for a few hours....

You know I can only last for 30 seconds. If I had him for a few hours, what would we do for the other 2hr59min & 30secs?

LOL.