Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish made penis enlarger pump.
Austin: That's not mine!
Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish made penis enlarger.....signed by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling you baby, that's not mine!
Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish made penis enlarger pump...filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!
Clerk: One book..."Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby!", by Austin Powers.