Girls who live in apartment below me

[Ulcasterdropout]

DOOD's yall have it all wrong, i did this once and it worked, go ask them for a cup of sugar because your out and you need it for this recipe your momma sent you. Tell them that if they give you some sugar youll take them some cookies, then you go to the store or already did this ahead of time and buy the prepackaged "roll up and put on a pan put them in the oven and they are done" cookies and take them some, thats when you can ask them to go out and hang out, tell them you have some friends lined up as well.

guaranteed to get you laid or atleast break the tension


um...maybe not

The force is strong with this one... haha
Purdy smart!

 

[fyxgel2]

DOOD's yall have it all wrong, i did this once and it worked, go ask them for a cup of sugar because your out and you need it for this recipe your momma sent you. Tell them that if they give you some sugar youll take them some cookies, then you go to the store or already did this ahead of time and buy the prepackaged "roll up and put on a pan put them in the oven and they are done" cookies and take them some, thats when you can ask them to go out and hang out, tell them you have some friends lined up as well.

guaranteed to get you laid or atleast break the tension


um...maybe not

ha, not a bad idea...

the only problem is that it takes about 20 other impressive attributes, in addition to being a good cook, in order to impress a chick.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

LOL you dont know much about women do you.

 

[Becoming]

ha, not a bad idea...

the only problem is that it takes about 20 other impressive attributes, in addition to being a good cook, in order to impress a chick.

yeah - great idea if you want to be suzy fucking home-maker....

she will come to you if she wants some laundry done but forget about bending her over the washing machine while you are doing it, cause you will be her bitch....

forget the cookie plan unless you want to be a nancy-bor for the rest of your life.

 

[-SD-]

is there any way I can just pop and down there, and like say "whats up" and chill with them?

Anyone else on the planet could, but for you, NO.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Anyone else on the planet could, but for you, NO.

BBF can do it that way...just drop by and introduce myself "Hi, I'm Jason... I live over in 81... I don't believe we've met." Then just chill at their place for awhile, chat about life, school the local clubs, who lives in the apts, who is cool to party with in the next building over, etc.

 

[-SD-]

BBF can do it that way...just drop by and introduce myself "Hi, I'm Jason... I live over in 81... I don't believe we've met." Then just chill at their place for awhile, chat about life, school the local clubs, who lives in the apts, who is cool to party with in the next building over, etc.

Fuck rob, its so easy in college that this chick wanted to get my number just to get together so i could show her how her graphing calculator worked. this is going to be a good time here.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Fuck rob, its so easy in college that this chick wanted to get my number just to get together so i could show her how her graphing calculator worked. this is going to be a good time here.

Yep. In order to not get laid in college you have to make sure you are sober enough to scream "Stop unzipping my pants you fucking slutty whore!" Seriously, its hard to not get laid in college...you have to really work at it, or you'll accidently get a blow job.

 

[-SD-]

Yep. In order to not get laid in college you have to make sure you are sober enough to scream "Stop unzipping my pants you fucking slutty whore!" Seriously, its hard to not get laid in college...you have to really work at it, or you'll accidently get a blow job.

This girl managed to suck my dick while I walked past her getting off the shuttle bus. Now thats some fuckin skill bruh.
by the way I would hit you with k but i have to spread it first.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

This girl managed to suck my dick while I walked past her getting off the shuttle bus. Now thats some fuckin skill bruh.
by the way I would hit you with k but i have to spread it first.

No shit... I've been at a party, and when they finished a keg and were going to get a new one, this girl was in line and didn't get any beer, so I poured half of what was in my cup into hers and she gave me head to pay me back for the beer and for being so sweet.