Girls who live in apartment below me

[fyxgel2]

Fuck rob, its so easy in college that this chick wanted to get my number just to get together so i could show her how her graphing calculator worked. this is going to be a good time here.

you must be attractive or something.
shit, girls dont walk up to me and give me their number.

 

[fyxgel2]

Yep. In order to not get laid in college you have to make sure you are sober enough to scream "Stop unzipping my pants you fucking slutty whore!" Seriously, its hard to not get laid in college...you have to really work at it, or you'll accidently get a blow job.

say that at a Christian college, where having premarital sex could get you kicked out of school if you are caught. Where chicks would feel like they were a disgrace to their family and kill themselves if they did anything more than kiss a guy.

besides getting laid is easy. getting in a relationship on the otherhand is much harder.

 

[ringperm]

Transfer to another college then

 

[-SD-]

you must be attractive or something.
shit, girls dont walk up to me and give me their number.

definetely above average but not super hot. Its called having GAME.

 

[Forge]

say that at a Christian college, where having premarital sex could get you kicked out of school if you are caught. Where chicks would feel like they were a disgrace to their family and kill themselves if they did anything more than kiss a guy.

This is the lifestyle you have chosen. Accept it or change it.