Girls who live in apartment below me

[Deleted member 33117]

Like a pair of testicles.

No shit. The girls in my apt complex... I just introduce myself to them when I catch them outside one day, or by the pool or the laundry room etc.

 

[Becoming]

tell them you just got sex in the city seasons 1 and 2 on dvd and invite them over for a dvd marathon

then when they get to your place.... have it just an empty room with a bare bulb and bare matresses on the floor and a video cam in the corner..

they will say "wtf"

and you say - "I said- lets have a sex marathon all over the city and put it on DVD"

They will leave in disgust, but the sluttiest one will come back later at night and you can get it all on tape to send to me as thanks for finally getting your ass laid....

 

[Deleted member 33117]

then when they get to your place.... have it just an empty room with a bare bulb and bare matresses on the floor and a video cam in the corner..

they will say "wtf"

and you say - "I said- lets have a sex marathon all over the city and put it on DVD"

They will leave in disgust, but the sluttiest one will come back later at night and you can get it all on tape to send to me as thanks for finally getting your ass laid....

As fucked up as it sounds... he is right. The sluttest one would come back later that night...

 

[Becoming]

As fucked up as it sounds... he is right. The sluttest one would come back later that night...

The simplest approach is the easiest... that one is guaranteed to work... as long as you bring enough chicks through that you encounter a slutty one...

 

[season7445]

Throw a party and go down there and invite them to cum!!! Cum get it!!! No seriously invite them up for drinks or for the party.

season7445

 

[GodOfThunder]

You could go down there and just be like whats up me and my buddy are about to go out for some beers are any of you girls down? Whats the worst they can do, say no? Wait, you're right they probably are the only girls at your school...

 

[GEEK2FREAK]

DOOD's yall have it all wrong, i did this once and it worked, go ask them for a cup of sugar because your out and you need it for this recipe your momma sent you. Tell them that if they give you some sugar youll take them some cookies, then you go to the store or already did this ahead of time and buy the prepackaged "roll up and put on a pan put them in the oven and they are done" cookies and take them some, thats when you can ask them to go out and hang out, tell them you have some friends lined up as well.

guaranteed to get you laid or atleast break the tension


um...maybe not

 

[B0ARDIN087]

I will be sure to try out one of these ideas.

dont lie

 

[slickdadd]

DOOD's yall have it all wrong, i did this once and it worked, go ask them for a cup of sugar because your out and you need it for this recipe your momma sent you. Tell them that if they give you some sugar youll take them some cookies, then you go to the store or already did this ahead of time and buy the prepackaged "roll up and put on a pan put them in the oven and they are done" cookies and take them some, thats when you can ask them to go out and hang out, tell them you have some friends lined up as well.

Holy crap. That is brilliant.

 

[jh1]

dont lie