Girlfriend is sick. Time to Masterbate.

[Randy_Spears]

Shall it be quick and painless? Or a long, drawn out, self indulgent, hedonistic session? We shall see which of my heads prevails this time....

 

[DownUnder23]

 

[BodhiDharma]

 

[casavant]

Keep us posted. I wacked one off in the staff bathroom here at the library on Wednesday. Goddamn- I had the wackmaster craziness in me- had to let it go.

 

[Citruscide]

Here's what I do... I wack off as many times as I can in one day... and the next day, I try to break that record.

C

 

[rnch]

"nothing is better for thee than me"--------old quaker oats commercial slogan.



somehow i don't think they meant the meaning i use it for

 

[casavant]

Here's what I do... I wack off as many times as I can in one day... and the next day, I try to break that record.

C

I think I've done six in a day, just sitting around bored. My dick is pretty sore the next day after a session like that.

 

[Robert Jan]

not to take anything from you man....


but 6 in a day AINT SHIT

 

[rnch]

not to take anything from you man....


but 6 in a day AINT SHIT

he meant 6 per hand????

 

[casavant]

not to take anything from you man....


but 6 in a day AINT SHIT

Yeah, I stay hard forever without coming very easily. It's always been one of my greatest flaws.