Deadlifting my way to Happiness - Al420's log

[SgtSlaughter]

I'm in

You must dress in all black and shave your head.

Proceed to the closest all girl dorm... bring back 10 black, thongs. Using any and all means nessesary.

Then you must go to the courtyard and start singing as loud as you can "I wish I was an oscar myer weenier"

I will be watching at all times... don't fuck up.

 

[BiggT]

Last night was Subway - still can;t figure out how the hell people eat 2 foot longs in one sitting - although I have never really been a buffet killer.

Today I am looking for red meat

The trick is not to breathe, lol.....if it takes you more than 4 minutes per sub, then you're finished, you can't give your brain time to signal that you're full, lol

 

[*Bunny*]

You must dress in all black and shave your head.

Proceed to the closest all girl dorm... bring back 10 black, thongs. Using any and all means nessesary.

Then you must go to the courtyard and start singing as loud as you can "I wish I was an oscar myer weenier"

I will be watching at all times... don't fuck up.

I don't even WANNA know if you ever did this lol

 

[al420]

You must dress in all black and shave your head.

Proceed to the closest all girl dorm... bring back 10 black, thongs. Using any and all means nessesary.

Then you must go to the courtyard and start singing as loud as you can "I wish I was an oscar myer weenier"

I will be watching at all times... don't fuck up.

In Texas most girls stopped wearing panties years ago but I will start the hunt. I dress in all black anyway and my head is trimmed weekly w/ the #2 guard baby.

 

[SgtSlaughter]

In Texas most girls stopped wearing panties years ago but I will start the hunt. I dress in all black anyway and my head is trimmed weekly w/ the #2 guard baby.

That's the point... you don't get them from the easiest girls on the block

ALL black...
- black shoes (no other color or hint of color)
- black socks
- black boxers (no shit stains... that's not black, hopefully.)
- black pants (you wear shorts )
- black t-shirt

PLAIN... All black... kidnapping type shit

#2 is not shaved. Get to it Soldier!!!!

 

[Tweakle]

Last night was Subway - still can;t figure out how the hell people eat 2 foot longs in one sitting

http://www.heraldnet.com/stories/05/01/23/jared_500.jpg

No idea how he got hold of a pair of my bulking pants.

You've got me wanting to give dbol another try

 

[Guinness5.0]

Last night was Subway - still can;t figure out how the hell people eat 2 foot longs in one sitting - although I have never really been a buffet killer.

LOL - reminds of some hijinks at work. There was a new Chipotle restaurant that opened near my work, and they just randomly brought in this huge tray of burritos for us to try. I said to someone 'I could eat two of those right now, no problem'. He said 'no way'. We got to bickering and made a bet. I bet him a few bucks that I could eat two in less than 10 minutes. I won, eating them in under 8 minutes. Then just to piss him off I ate a third (which was a mistake, as I was pretty much useless for an hour afterward).

 

[al420]

Weight this AM: 224.5

Friday was Back/Bi's:

Pendlay Rows: 95x10, 135x10, 185x5x3, 165x5x2 - planned on hitting 185x5x5 but it was a bit too heavy. Lower back was out of control pumped
Wide Grip Lat Pull: 90x10, 115x10, 135x8, 155x8
EzBar Curl: 45x10, 65x6, 85x6, 105x6, 105x6
21's: w/70, w/70, w/70 - missed the final 3
Decline Ab's: BWx12, +10x12, +20x8, +30x8, 40x5 drop BWx8

This was my first experience w/ working up to a weightx5x5. It is a lot of work.

Today was legs - just did Quad stuff:

Squats: 135x10, 225x5, 315x5x5 - didn't think I would make it after set #2 - but I did
Leg Press: 720x10, 900x8, 900x6
Single Leg Extentions: 120x5x3

That was the hardest squat workout of my life. Not sure why. Took almost 2 hours - no joke. I almost puked about 3 diff times. Then on my final squat set my nose started bleeding. The trainer standing next me saw it first - it was hilarious.

Today was my first GH shot. Funny little story - I was reconstituting the GH as it comes in powder form in tiny vials. It also comes w/ sterile water in the tinest amps I have ever seen. SO anyway, you break open the amp and draw the sterile water, inject that into the GH and you have your finished product. Simple right............ simple unless you shatter the tiny ass amps in your hand and get shards of glass all over the place. I was more carfeful w/ the 2nd amp of sterile water needless to say and now I have the elixer of life flowing through my body - which is nice. It's a celebration Bitches.

Getting my BF done this week from a buddy that trains at the gym - it's gratis so I will take advantage. I expect it has gone up, but my waist is about the same (judging from waistbands) and I am up 11 pounds so far - 2 full weeks in - 8 weeks to go - at this rate I will be tipping the scales at a beefy 260'ish (lots of eating to be done) - my wife is already asking when I will be finished - may need to be more zen-like this week...........

I feel like I am pumped at all times - this is the most fun I have had in a long time - I think I have a new hobby

 

[fortunatesun]

Your numbers are getting strong and very solid. And only two weeks in- here's to smooth sailing the rest of the way.

 

[al420]

The trick is not to breathe, lol.....if it takes you more than 4 minutes per sub, then you're finished, you can't give your brain time to signal that you're full, lol

Got it - tried it this weekend at a BBQ joint. The dish is called "Turbo". It is 2 bags of fritos covered w/ 2 ladels of beans, 1/2lb sliced sausage, 1/2lb lean chopped brisket, and 3 ladles of sauce. It is more food that I have ever eaten in one sitting. KILLED IT in 7 minutes. Interesting hour afterwards filled w/ BBQ burps. Also polished off a pint of potatoe salad and a Drumstick icecream bar. I have been thinking of some of your posts when ordering my food - I am getting there - ate big all weekend.

I don't even WANNA know if you ever did this lol

Why not...................

ALL black...
- black shoes (no other color or hint of color)
- black socks
- black boxers (no shit stains... that's not black, hopefully.)
- black pants (you wear shorts )
- black t-shirt

PLAIN... All black... kidnapping type shit

Got it - my wife said no to shaving my head so I stole 3 black thongs from her. I am wearing one now - which is kinda painful as she is a size 2 - I think I may have it on backwards or maybe sideways

No idea how he got hold of a pair of my bulking pants.

You've got me wanting to give dbol another try

That fat fuck is a theif - you want me to PM you some Dbol You know you do.

bet him a few bucks that I could eat two in less than 10 minutes. I won, eating them in under 8 minutes. Then just to piss him off I ate a third (which was a mistake, as I was pretty much useless for an hour afterward).

I got food poisoning from Chipotle once - otherwise it would be in the weekly rotation for sure. 3 - that is just sick - can;t imagine getting down half that.