Calling in sick?

[IncredibleHoss]

In my 3 yrs with this company I've done 2 a year max.

We get 7 at most. I haven't done one this year and just want a random tuesday off.

Should i just leave a Vm to my boss' cell # early that morning and put my phone in airplane mode?

Whats going around?

I was thinking of saying a stomach virus hit me and keep it simple like

Hey "boss name", I am not feeling well at all. I won't be able to make it in today. See you tomorrow.

Although he is off wed-friday so I wouldnt see him till next week.

Advice?



I figure keep it simple. if he did answer just say some virus hit me and i feel awful.

Could always play it out tomorrow and be grumpy, say that my fiance got sick sunday and lay low as far as work goes.

 

[EarthRider]

send an email a week in advance bro

oh and she's cheating on you

 

[cindylou]

stealing

 

[IncredibleHoss]

lol. im doing it regardless. as long as i stay home and don't go out they can't say much
I need a free day off

 

[cindylou]

lol. im doing it regardless. as long as i stay home and don't go out they can't say much
I need a free day off

lol

 

[CoBra666]

if u work in an office its super easy cuz noone wants you to get them sick, so just say that you would rather stay home for a day to avoid any contageousness

 

[uamaverick]

I used to call in sick a few times a year on my shitty college jobs so I could stay home, skip all my classes, jack off 10 times that day to porn, play video games all day, and eat a ton of shitty awesome food.

 

[PICK3]

tell em you're hungover like a MoFo

 

[IncredibleHoss]

Lol mav. Is anything foin around.

I just wanna keep the vm short and sweet

 

[CoBra666]

Explosive diarrhea. Where I live pneumonia was goin around. Me and sterolizer were both hospitalized a few months back. But that's more like a week off, not a day