Section 4b vi: Before posting pictures, whore up by hyping and discussing expected responses that will ensue once your pictures are actually posted.
Section 4b vii: Hype further by posting comments like 'coming soon' or 'on their way'.
Section 4b viii: Make up a lame excuses explaining the extenuating circumstances surrounding why the now legendary photographs cannot be posted at this point in time.
Section 4b ix: NB - When posting pictures only post one picture per post thus maximizing whoring potential.
Excerpts taken from the Post Whores Handbook