Cardio sucks cock

[uamaverick]

I remembered why I stopped working out 2 years ago. I fucking hate cardio. Goddamnit, I mean its just boring as fuck. Shit. I was on the stationary bike for 45 minutes yesterday swearing underneath my breath at how much cock cardio sucks. I think I'll take up swimming like Michael Phelps, that looks like it could be a little more fun.

 

[Wulfgar]

bro im tellin ya... do the Insanity/Asylum workouts... shit will get u shredded fast

 

[smurf2]

I havent been to the gym since i got an iphone. I bet surfing the web makes cardio go by quicker

 

[uamaverick]

I'm thinking about buying 10 bottles of beast and just taking that so my body won't give a fuck.

 

[nefertiti]

I hate doing stationary cardio, like on a machine. I have to have some kind of intervals to keep myself from going batshit. However, I LOVE cardio outdoors, especially if I have access to a solitary, quiet, natural environment (ie: Running on the beach, mountain biking in the woods, etc)

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I remembered why I stopped working out 2 years ago. I fucking hate cardio. Goddamnit, I mean its just boring as fuck. Shit. I was on the stationary bike for 45 minutes yesterday swearing underneath my breath at how much cock cardio sucks. I think I'll take up swimming like Michael Phelps, that looks like it could be a little more fun.

Buy a real bike, preferably the mountain variety, and go trail riding. Much more fun.

 

[nefertiti]

Buy a real bike, preferably the mountain variety, and go trail riding. Much more fun.

What he said

 

[WoodyO]

Just give up

 

[Bodyfreak_937]

If you have a iPhone or iPod just download movies and watch it at the gym. That's what I do during cutting season

 

[-SD-]

I dont workout.

 

[brownbrown]

Quit being a bitch and have sex 3 times a day for cardio. Problem solved.

DrOiD BioNiC EF App!

 

[uamaverick]

Buy a real bike, preferably the mountain variety, and go trail riding. Much more fun.

I can't do that, it rains every day here just as I'm getting home from work.

I'm about to go do some faggot ass shit at the gym now.

 

[Fitguy308]

Go find a big old tractor tire flip it around your yard then beat the shit out of it with a heavy sledge hammer then stand it up against a wall or tree and use it as a punching bag it's a blast and it's one of the hardest cardio slash pure strength workout you will ever do and it only takes 20 minutes

 

[Wulfgar]

I just got finished swimming a mile in the ocean freestyle then riding my bike for an hour up and down the coast

cardio can be awesome if u think outside the box

And this is comin from a ex 280-300lb bodybuilder bor

 

[uamaverick]

Just got home from back/bis day. Did about an hour on stat bike. It passed pretty quick since I found Mean Girls on the TV. Staring at Lindsay Lohan's beautiful body back when she was a prime cut of beef was awesome.

 

[brownbrown]

I can't do that, it rains every day here just as I'm getting home from work.

I'm about to go do some faggot ass shit at the gym now.

Rain is your excuse? Are you outgoing to melt sugar britches?
Your hair gonna frizz?
Your makeup gonna run?

 

[noodles1010]

Title.... Agreed. I stare at that fuckin clock from the time I get on till I get off. Now I'm doing stair master instead of tread and it sucks more donkey dick than before. Why do I opt for this torture. Like a rat on a wheel

 

[uamaverick]

Rain is your excuse? Are you outgoing to melt sugar britches?
Your hair gonna frizz?
Your makeup gonna run?

No, I used to run for miles outdoors in sleet. I just don't want to do that shit anymore.

 

[brownbrown]

No, I used to run for miles outdoors in sleet. I just don't want to do that shit anymore.

just giving you shit man.
Go to the YMCA and swim...

 

[uamaverick]

Yeah, I know. It's C&C.

My gym has a pool, I'll probably start swimming.

Another option is I have a friend who plays tennis, and has been asking me to play. She's apparently really good though, I don't want to get my ass kicked by a girl.

 

[brownbrown]

Yeah, I know. It's C&C.

My gym has a pool, I'll probably start swimming.

Another option is I have a friend who plays tennis, and has been asking me to play. She's apparently really good though, I don't want to get my ass kicked by a girl.

Play her in Raquetball... Better cardio anyways man.
Tennis is shitty cardio if you cant hit the ball.

 

[Keith1]

That's why I use helios
Less cardio required haha

 

[redsamurai]

bro im tellin ya... do the Insanity/Asylum workouts... shit will get u shredded fast

got a link?

 

[SpyWizard]

gw will make you not enjoy cardio, but make it so you don't dread it..

 

[Dial_tone]

Weights as cardio FTW.

5 rounds @ 155lbs
12 deadlifts
9 hang cleans
6 push presses

As nonstop as you can make it. Looks easy but it's very exhausting.

 

[Lumberg]

At my gym some of the machines have a TV built into them. Find a good show and it's awesome.

I always use the program where you hold the grips and tell it what HR you want to be at and it adjusts the resistance to keep you at the right HR.

I find that if I'm watching a good show, my HR changes a lot based on how funny I find it. Pretty cool.

BTW what HR do you guys work out at? I find that 150-163 is pretty good for me. But I have to lie and tell the machine I'm way younger than I am to get it to accept that HR setting I prefer.

 

[SpyWizard]

it happens...

I just realized the thread title.. you know you don't suck cock at a cardio rate right??

and lucky you being able to self fellatio.. you go boy..

 

[wootoom]

I jus take tren only for cardio

 

[nangiggles]

it happens...

I just realized the thread title.. you know you don't suck cock at a cardio rate right??

and lucky you being able to self fellatio.. you go boy..

maybe it's not self... just sayin'

 

[nangiggles]

Just give up

I know I did... *eats a scoop of cheesecake*

 

[simply dave]

Weights as cardio FTW.

5 rounds @ 155lbs
12 deadlifts
9 hang cleans
6 push presses

As nonstop as you can make it. Looks easy but it's very exhausting.

Indeed. I've "changed up" my lifting regimen at times where I incorporate a high rep/low weight/minimal rest circuit type regimen. It's so exhausting and there's been more than one occasion where I thought I was going to puke. I've never been that winded doing treadmill work or trail running.

 

[wootoom]

No one works out in chat

 

[zwhit]

Weights as cardio FTW.

5 rounds @ 155lbs
12 deadlifts
9 hang cleans
6 push presses

As nonstop as you can make it. Looks easy but it's very exhausting.

This. Its brutal. So brutal I don't do it consistently enough.

 

[redsamurai]

This. Its brutal. So brutal I don't do it consistently enough.

Did you recently pull ur labia is that why? are the fallopian tubes botherin you again?

 

[Dial_tone]

Weights as cardio FTW.

5 rounds @ 155lbs
12 deadlifts
9 hang cleans
6 push presses

As nonstop as you can make it. Looks easy but it's very exhausting.

and the workout is actually called "DT".

 

[brownbrown]

Gonna try it

 

[redsamurai]

This. Its brutal. So brutal I don't do it consistently enough.

persistent vaginal dryness maybe?

 

[noodles1010]

persistent vaginal dryness maybe?

Rotflmfaooooooo fuckin whack job

 

[zwhit]

persistent vaginal dryness maybe?

lol

I'm not the one with a ponytail and likes getting dominated by women. But we'll post up pics if you want

 

[redsamurai]

lol

I'm not the one with a ponytail and likes getting dominated by women. But we'll post up pics if you want

I don't know what this means but as per your condition I suggest a viewing of magic mike, the ladies say it's an instant cure for teh vaginal irritation. Basically watch it twice than call me in the morning.

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[redsamurai]

lol

I'm not the one with a ponytail and likes getting dominated by women.

are you talking to me noobinz? I've tied women up and applied electricity. Like I said go watch magic mike and call me in the morn.