Got you beat.
A half gallon of Moose Tracks ice cream, a pint of Breyer's mint chocolate chip ice cream, a king sized butterfinger bar, a couple pieces of white chocolate cheesecake, a fist-sized hunk of peanut butter cookie dough, and a huge bowl of portobello mushroom tortellini smothered in marinara sauce with mozzarella balls over the course of 3 hours.