All from some bitching over lack of casual sex! Which is what would make this total irony.
But then again it would be completely fitting because I am involved. There is one word to desribe me to a "T": paradox. I am both ends of the spectrum... at the same time.
Next on the E-Hollywood true story...NYC Pixel sex.
See the sultry vixen Werd toss out the proverbial bone to a crowded dance floor and watch as the patron piranhas (beta males) devour it only to find out that the bone was really a rolled up receipt for a recently purchased George Foreman Lean Mean Grilling Machine.
Next week, we'll walk in on a narrow San Francisco apartment building hallway where contestants are hosed down with a pheromone based scent and forced to stare down Presa Canarios previously raised and sodomized by Pelican Bay inmates. (Think Pamplona's "Running of the Bulls" with a little more bite.)
See the sultry vixen Werd toss out the proverbial bone to a crowded dance floor and watch as the patron piranhas (beta males) devour it only to find out that the bone was really a rolled up receipt for a recently purchased George Foreman Lean Mean Grilling Machine.
Hah, I bet if someone started a thread giving away a free George Foreman grille that we would have just as many drooling guys as we do in this thread! Free grilles rule.
Hah, I bet if someone started a thread giving away a free George Foreman grille that we would have just as many drooling guys as we do in this thread! Free grilles rule.
Hah, I bet if someone started a thread giving away a free George Foreman grille that we would have just as many drooling guys as we do in this thread! Free grilles rule.