why i got laid this weekend....comical

[Smurfy]

LOL you just called a girl you had intimate sexual relations with a dummy. that's cute.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

LOL you just called a girl you had intimate sexual relations with a dummy. that's cute.

Right... he did the same thing she did. Odds are she saw through your lie, but you were interesting enough to keep her attention... plus she was obviously interested already since she approached you. How does that make her a dummy? You are the one who thinks it was your smooth lie taht got you laid, when she knew it was all a game and probably would have fucked you anyway. Guys crack me up sometimes.

 

[magman1]

it wasnt a smooth lie, it was sorta a joke meant as an icebreaker....il tell ya, you guys are tough critics around here....i just get the "u look soo familiar thing" so much, and i thought this was a better way then sitting there and pretending to try and figure out where i look familiar

 

[Deleted member 33117]

it wasnt a smooth lie, it was sorta a joke meant as an icebreaker....il tell ya, you guys are tough critics around here....i just get the "u look soo familiar thing" so much, and i thought this was a better way then sitting there and pretending to try and figure out where i look familiar

Don't feel bad, orb. Look at the shit I catch on the board.

 

[magman1]

LOL you just called a girl you had intimate sexual relations with a dummy. that's cute.

but yes, although it sounds rediculous, and very hypocritical, a guy will NEVER respect a girl, or pursue anything with her if she sleeps with him when they first meet (at least i wont)....i dont care how into a girl i am, if she sleeps with me when we first meet, its the biggest turnoff....well, maybe not the BIGGEST, but pretty damn big

 

[Buddy_Christ]

but yes, although it sounds rediculous, and very hypocritical, a guy will NEVER respect a girl, or pursue anything with her if she sleeps with him when they first meet (at least i wont)....i dont care how into a girl i am, if she sleeps with me when we first meet, its the biggest turnoff....well, maybe not the BIGGEST, but pretty damn big

so if a chick sleeps with you when you first meet her, that's a turnoff, but you do it anyway, right? sounds odd.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

so if a chick sleeps with you when you first meet her, that's a turnoff, but you do it anyway, right? sounds odd.

Sounds a bit hypocritical to me....

 

[ripper2]

i was out at the local college-aged bar, and this girl and her friend come up to me and my buddies, and she says to me, "wow, u look really familiar, where do i know u from?" (note to people....everyone sees right thru this line, we know 99% of the time, the person using this line has never seen u before in their life)....so i use a line i saw on tv....i say, "well, do u watch cinemax at 2am?"...it started out as a joke, but this girl really believed i was in some silly porn, and she was fascinated by it....just used it to my advantage...worked out well for all!

don't lie... the real reason you posted this is b/c this is the first poon you've gotten in months and just couldn't help but tell someone.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

don't lie... the real reason you posted this is b/c this is the first poon you've gotten in months and just couldn't help but tell someone.

LoL

 

[Sean Scott]

i was out at the local college-aged bar, and this girl and her friend come up to me and my buddies, and she says to me, "wow, u look really familiar, where do i know u from?" (note to people....everyone sees right thru this line, we know 99% of the time, the person using this line has never seen u before in their life)....so i use a line i saw on tv....i say, "well, do u watch cinemax at 2am?"...it started out as a joke, but this girl really believed i was in some silly porn, and she was fascinated by it....just used it to my advantage...worked out well for all!

SweeeeeeT!!!!! I love it, you have my thumbs up for what its worth.