why i got laid this weekend....comical

[magman1]

i was out at the local college-aged bar, and this girl and her friend come up to me and my buddies, and she says to me, "wow, u look really familiar, where do i know u from?" (note to people....everyone sees right thru this line, we know 99% of the time, the person using this line has never seen u before in their life)....so i use a line i saw on tv....i say, "well, do u watch cinemax at 2am?"...it started out as a joke, but this girl really believed i was in some silly porn, and she was fascinated by it....just used it to my advantage...worked out well for all!

 

[MAX 300]

What's so comical about lying about being in a porn movie to get laid?

 

[from zero]

lol, what a dumb ho.

Nice work bor.

 

[magman1]

obvidously it wasnt the only reason....but she was fascinated by it....i started it as a joke, to provide some humor, but this dummy really believed it

 

[awittyusername]

Good job Bro!

Do what ever you have to do. A few times girls would approach my friend and I and ask we are strippers. We would say yes but don't tell anyone we don't want to make a big deal about it. You would think they would be offended by it. But, we got laid almost everytime it happened.



You get K for getting laid

 

[bran987]

What's so comical about lying about being in a porn movie to get laid?

the fact that she lied to him and he lied right back and then they both got what they wanted is comical

 

[lavi]

hilarious.

 

[the nature boy]

why did you wait till now to share this tale. I could have used it last night.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

its comical because she fell for it..

 

[Becoming]

Lol

 

[Smurfy]

LOL you just called a girl you had intimate sexual relations with a dummy. that's cute.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

LOL you just called a girl you had intimate sexual relations with a dummy. that's cute.

Right... he did the same thing she did. Odds are she saw through your lie, but you were interesting enough to keep her attention... plus she was obviously interested already since she approached you. How does that make her a dummy? You are the one who thinks it was your smooth lie taht got you laid, when she knew it was all a game and probably would have fucked you anyway. Guys crack me up sometimes.

 

[magman1]

it wasnt a smooth lie, it was sorta a joke meant as an icebreaker....il tell ya, you guys are tough critics around here....i just get the "u look soo familiar thing" so much, and i thought this was a better way then sitting there and pretending to try and figure out where i look familiar

 

[Deleted member 33117]

it wasnt a smooth lie, it was sorta a joke meant as an icebreaker....il tell ya, you guys are tough critics around here....i just get the "u look soo familiar thing" so much, and i thought this was a better way then sitting there and pretending to try and figure out where i look familiar

Don't feel bad, orb. Look at the shit I catch on the board.

 

[magman1]

LOL you just called a girl you had intimate sexual relations with a dummy. that's cute.

but yes, although it sounds rediculous, and very hypocritical, a guy will NEVER respect a girl, or pursue anything with her if she sleeps with him when they first meet (at least i wont)....i dont care how into a girl i am, if she sleeps with me when we first meet, its the biggest turnoff....well, maybe not the BIGGEST, but pretty damn big

 

[Buddy_Christ]

but yes, although it sounds rediculous, and very hypocritical, a guy will NEVER respect a girl, or pursue anything with her if she sleeps with him when they first meet (at least i wont)....i dont care how into a girl i am, if she sleeps with me when we first meet, its the biggest turnoff....well, maybe not the BIGGEST, but pretty damn big

so if a chick sleeps with you when you first meet her, that's a turnoff, but you do it anyway, right? sounds odd.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

so if a chick sleeps with you when you first meet her, that's a turnoff, but you do it anyway, right? sounds odd.

Sounds a bit hypocritical to me....

 

[ripper2]

i was out at the local college-aged bar, and this girl and her friend come up to me and my buddies, and she says to me, "wow, u look really familiar, where do i know u from?" (note to people....everyone sees right thru this line, we know 99% of the time, the person using this line has never seen u before in their life)....so i use a line i saw on tv....i say, "well, do u watch cinemax at 2am?"...it started out as a joke, but this girl really believed i was in some silly porn, and she was fascinated by it....just used it to my advantage...worked out well for all!

don't lie... the real reason you posted this is b/c this is the first poon you've gotten in months and just couldn't help but tell someone.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

don't lie... the real reason you posted this is b/c this is the first poon you've gotten in months and just couldn't help but tell someone.

LoL

 

[Sean Scott]

i was out at the local college-aged bar, and this girl and her friend come up to me and my buddies, and she says to me, "wow, u look really familiar, where do i know u from?" (note to people....everyone sees right thru this line, we know 99% of the time, the person using this line has never seen u before in their life)....so i use a line i saw on tv....i say, "well, do u watch cinemax at 2am?"...it started out as a joke, but this girl really believed i was in some silly porn, and she was fascinated by it....just used it to my advantage...worked out well for all!

SweeeeeeT!!!!! I love it, you have my thumbs up for what its worth.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

ripper2, I'm the same way. It doesn't matter if I have fucked my brains out all week, when I fuck a new girl I just have to tell one of my friends about it. LoL I'm just as likely to call one of my chick friends as I am a guy though to tell them.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

ripper2, I'm the same way. It doesn't matter if I have fucked my brains out all week, when I fuck a new girl I just have to tell one of my friends about it. LoL I'm just as likely to call one of my chick friends as I am a guy though to tell them.

BBF, you actually have a point there.

telling a chick that's "in love" with you (that you've slept with a few times but just wanna get rid cause she's psycho) about how awesome the piece of ass was that you got over the weekend and you are going to try to get it again and again is even more fun than telling a friend. she still didn't get the hint though.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

BBF, you actually have a point there.

telling a chick that's "in love" with you (that you've slept with a few times but just wanna get rid cause she's psycho) about how awesome the piece of ass was that you got over the weekend and you are going to try to get it again and again is even more fun than telling a friend. she still didn't get the hint though.

Nope, they usually don't.

Hey wait.... I have chick friends who call me and tell me all about the dick they got at like 3 am...I'm usually like... that's cool... I'm going back to sleep... bye.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Nope, they usually don't.

Hey wait.... I have chick friends who call me and tell me all about the dick they got at like 3 am...I'm usually like... that's cool... I'm going back to sleep... bye.

i ONLY did that to her to get her to go away, because for the 50th time she was like "let's just be friends, ok?" i'm like, ok, you said that last weekend, so i banged some other chick this weekend....why'd you drive over 2 hours to come tell me this? go get some dick at home.

i dunno who was dumber though, her or all the married guys i knew that were fucking her right after she got the hint that my dick wasn't going in her anymore.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

What's so comical about lying about being in a porn movie to get laid?

To each his own.

A couple years ago this "I've seen you somewhere" line wasn't actually just a line in my case, or more precisely in the chick's case who used it on me.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Nope, they usually don't.

Hey wait.... I have chick friends who call me and tell me all about the dick they got at like 3 am...I'm usually like... that's cool... I'm going back to sleep... bye.

In the female mind, this would incite competitiveness.

 

[ZKaudio]

any girl that values her body little enough to fuck you first night she meets you... is probably not going to have a problem with you having been in porn. Her #'s are most likely up to par with if not exceeding yours.