why i got laid this weekend....comical

[Deleted member 33117]

ripper2, I'm the same way. It doesn't matter if I have fucked my brains out all week, when I fuck a new girl I just have to tell one of my friends about it. LoL I'm just as likely to call one of my chick friends as I am a guy though to tell them.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

ripper2, I'm the same way. It doesn't matter if I have fucked my brains out all week, when I fuck a new girl I just have to tell one of my friends about it. LoL I'm just as likely to call one of my chick friends as I am a guy though to tell them.

BBF, you actually have a point there.

telling a chick that's "in love" with you (that you've slept with a few times but just wanna get rid cause she's psycho) about how awesome the piece of ass was that you got over the weekend and you are going to try to get it again and again is even more fun than telling a friend. she still didn't get the hint though.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

BBF, you actually have a point there.

telling a chick that's "in love" with you (that you've slept with a few times but just wanna get rid cause she's psycho) about how awesome the piece of ass was that you got over the weekend and you are going to try to get it again and again is even more fun than telling a friend. she still didn't get the hint though.

Nope, they usually don't.

Hey wait.... I have chick friends who call me and tell me all about the dick they got at like 3 am...I'm usually like... that's cool... I'm going back to sleep... bye.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Nope, they usually don't.

Hey wait.... I have chick friends who call me and tell me all about the dick they got at like 3 am...I'm usually like... that's cool... I'm going back to sleep... bye.

i ONLY did that to her to get her to go away, because for the 50th time she was like "let's just be friends, ok?" i'm like, ok, you said that last weekend, so i banged some other chick this weekend....why'd you drive over 2 hours to come tell me this? go get some dick at home.

i dunno who was dumber though, her or all the married guys i knew that were fucking her right after she got the hint that my dick wasn't going in her anymore.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

What's so comical about lying about being in a porn movie to get laid?

To each his own.

A couple years ago this "I've seen you somewhere" line wasn't actually just a line in my case, or more precisely in the chick's case who used it on me.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Nope, they usually don't.

Hey wait.... I have chick friends who call me and tell me all about the dick they got at like 3 am...I'm usually like... that's cool... I'm going back to sleep... bye.

In the female mind, this would incite competitiveness.

 

[ZKaudio]

any girl that values her body little enough to fuck you first night she meets you... is probably not going to have a problem with you having been in porn. Her #'s are most likely up to par with if not exceeding yours.