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Where is the craziest place you've had sex?

Ironic, mine is on the golf course as well, with sprinklers going, late at night. We switched places many times because of the water.
 
1. on the alter at my gf's catholic church.....(the holy water came in handy to wash out my mouth after we were done!)

2. on top of my motorcycle, parked between 2 school buses, during a Mari Gras parade. (talk about delicate balancing!!!)
 
In a raft at a 'swim spot' on the lake with tons of people around.

Not sure if anybody could tell, but I think some people walking the dam wall had a fairly good view. Good thing I was by myself or else it might have been more noticeable.

"hey look, is that guy waving at us from that raft?" "Uh, no, it looks like he's having sex with himself".
 
In the tall grass about 5 feet from a bike path during the middle of the day. People biking by, famalie's walking by. Had to be quiet. Either that or the floor of my moms closet.
 
in a friends car, while they were inside at the party,

and in the grass of my friends yard in a sleepingbag on a bunch of ant hills, sand burrs, and pine cones
 
Oh yeah, and in my 94 cobra, me driving, her straddled across my lap and going down hwy 169 about 70 mph at night. Good thing I didn't have to shift or turn.
 
thanks to all of you that have sent me green karma about my reply to this thread!!!! :)
 
Wow you and poeple call me a freak. Some of you definately have me beat here.
 
ON the hood of my former E320 while parked outside a club, in the middle of the parkign lot, not too many cars around at that time, just everyone else walking out buzzed / drunk to their car.

Mens' bathroom stall (WITH g/f of course) with the bathroom full in and out..

hmm, I am sleepy good night
 
alien amp pharm said:
In a raft at a 'swim spot' on the lake with tons of people around.

Not sure if anybody could tell, but I think some people walking the dam wall had a fairly good view. Good thing I was by myself or else it might have been more noticeable.

"hey look, is that guy waving at us from that raft?" "Uh, no, it looks like he's having sex with himself".


lol
 
In a car in the park, in the fall so the windows were up and steamy , there was a peck at the window ,When we opened it there was a police officer, we thought we were in trouble ,. but he just ask us to open the windows so they could see. needless to say we left ,
 
Too many places to list or remember.

What come's to mind:

-- In a hotel stairwell with her bent over the rail, skirt over her hips (nice garter and stockings on), while a wedding reception was going on...

-- Many times on the interstate while driving, most of the time just oral, once full-on sex (she straddled while I drove) (P.S. Ever seen a girl take a stick shift?). Sometimes passer-bys caught an eyefull, oh well...

-- Inbetween two trucks outside of a film/video production company...

-- In one of my ex's roomate's bedroom, with my ex, her roomate and roomate's boyfriend present...

-- Made out/heavy petting with two girls at a strip club (one of which I brought with me)...

-- Same thing at a local club ...

-- Made out on an altar once. Young and stupid.

There's more, but that's a good start...

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Probably at a wedding reception when I was one of the groomsmen, with one of the bridesmaids in a sort of side-room down a hall off the main reception room. I later discovered that she had a boyfriend who was one of the wedding guests, which made me feel rather bad. On the other hand, she had been eyeing me up and flirting with me at the wedding rehearsal and all through the wedding day itself, and she was obviously gagging for it.

Also in the back garden of a friend's house during a party, in the absolutely pouring rain. We were both 17, and I remember that she had trouble explaining to her parents how she had got so wet.

In a sleeper on a train (don't suppose that's crazy, really) but never in a plane, sadly.

But a few years a couple on a train in Kent (in England) were fined, not for having sex on the train but for smoking afterwards. Other passengers just sat and watched (or more likely pretended to read their books and felt embarrassed) while the couple fucked but, as soon as they lit up, three people went and complained to the guard on the train.
 
I was sitting on the couch....in my panties and a tank top only..eating the strawberries the hotel brought me. FSUPAT(We will call him) comes over...kisses me softly on the mouth and he begins to slide his hand slowly inside my panties. His fingers enter my womanhood and he feels the wetness. He groans softly.
I unbutton his pants slowly.....and I reach my hand inside his sponge bob square pants boxers and I feel his pulsating manhood. He wants me, I think to myself.
I slowly lower myself down and I slide his hard shaft in my mouth and he moans again softly.....He grabs my head and he starts pushing me down on his hard shaft. I have all of him in my mouth. I feel him in my throat. While he does this with one hand, he is fingering me with the other, and as i come, he strokes faster. I suck harder on his hard cock. mmmmmmm he tastes good. I want him inside me and I KNOW he wants to be inside me.
Then, he bends me over the couch, and he does me from behind...until he shoots. The end......
so....id say.the couch is the craziest place.
 
Oh c'mon... there's lots of fun to be had... You have a hubby, right? It usually doesn't take much to get guys to act indecent in public -- just find somewhere outside and private...
 
I worked at a little game room, and my girlfriend would come to "visit" me about an hour or so before closing. I would then throw everyone out, and shut off all the lights, and all the machines........well, almost all the machines. I'd leave on one air hockey table. We'd make-out for a while with her sitting on it, then I'd undress her, and myself, then put in a few quarters to turn it on, and climb right up there. Man, that was so hot! She would gush when she came, and it would make this cool gurgling sound from the air bubbling through. We must have done that a couple dozen times. She even brought one of her friends to see that table once. We tried other machines too, but the air hockey table became legendary.
 
on a dancefloor at a night club in Georgetown...tons of people all over, she was pressed to the wall and i had to hold her...no one seemed to even notice or care, but it wasn't that good anyways since i was scared others were watching...

anyways, if ever in DC visit Dream club :p
 
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