Sorry, man. Its all my fault. Back in the early 80's I got in a jerkfest that went on for weeks. At about the 56 day mark with no food and only water, I started loosing my sight. Everybody watching started thinking it was the jerking off but actually it was the starvation. My sight returned to normal after a couple weeks but the people that didn't stick around or keep in touch still think it was the masturbation. I held the title for 8 yrs until some amish guy cam out of retirement. Bastard. Now all I do is watch porn, eat cheetos, and practice. I'll be back you bearded mother fucker, I'll be back.