What is the general conception on foreplay?

[heatherrae]

So i am a bit confused here...

so fore play involves me running my tounge up and down the bladder?

and doing little circles with my fingers in the intestines?

this is more complicated then i thought!

if you learn to do that, I'm game for giving it a shot...lol.

 

[jd_uk]

Depends on the girl i suppose..some get wet easily and don't need or want it. Some like it anyway. Both are good.

 

[Creepusmaximus]

All you need to do is pull their hair and give them a whack in the ass and their all horned up. Don't worry, you won't hurt anything unless your using a bowling pin or something like that.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

All you need to do is pull their hair and give them a whack in the ass and their all horned up. Don't worry, you won't hurt anything unless your using a bowling pin or something like that.

HR will disagree with you but that's just her.

Also, HR, where did I ever say I was huge? I know you must enjoy the mental imagery but I only supported other's claims with illustrations that you still seem to be denying. I never claimed I was good at sex either (I know I could really learn to relax more instead of being wound like a cork so often, for example), but I have gotten the "We have nothing in common, tee hee, and the sex is horrible, tee hee, etc." before when things were good. Granted I knew it could be better imo, but I'm not going to argue with a girl teasing me.

 

[TC2]

Yeah, we know, every guy on elite is huge like that.

8 inches is huge???

 

[heatherrae]

HR will disagree with you but that's just her.

Also, HR, where did I ever say I was huge? I know you must enjoy the mental imagery but I only supported other's claims with illustrations that you still seem to be denying. I never claimed I was good at sex either (I know I could really learn to relax more instead of being wound like a cork so often, for example), but I have gotten the "We have nothing in common, tee hee, and the sex is horrible, tee hee, etc." before when things were good. Granted I knew it could be better imo, but I'm not going to argue with a girl teasing me.

Man, lighten up. Someone took their serious pills today.

Truth is, I like it all. A guy doesn't have to be big or even that good to make me squeal. I'm just playing around with you.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Man, lighten up. Someone took their serious pills today.

Truth is, I like it all. A guy doesn't have to be big or even that good to make me squeal. I'm just playing around with you.

I was only trying to get my point across. I have been accused of being not serious enough too, believe it or not.

 

[javaguru]

my wife and i have been married 15+ years, and we've been together for 18+. . .we still get busy 3 -5 times per week. . .yes. . .sometimes we just screw. . .but, at least 2/3's of the time it's a fairly long, drawn-out affair. . .kissing, caressing, LOTS of oral (we both love it). . .for me, getting there is still half the fun

Quit bragging minority man...

 

[javaguru]

Man, lighten up. Someone took their serious pills today.

Truth is, I like it all. A guy doesn't have to be big or even that good to make me squeal. I'm just playing around with you.

and the truth is we don't care and lie to you about your oral skills. One in ten wimminz who claim to be great at giving blowjobs can actually get me off...

 

[the_clockwork]

I'm queer