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myway
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heatherrae said:I think you do. I know where my stuff is and where things are getting hit. Until you have a doctor palpate your cervix, I don't think your qualified to talk. He didn't have to shove the bladder aside.
God, do you men really think our bladders are in front or our cervix in our vaginas??? Holy cow!
lololol. I luv this shit. This is funny. Where do they find these chics? Seriously.....
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heatherrae
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Faizakafez said:
you mad, honey?
heatherrae said:I think you do. I know where my stuff is and where things are getting hit. Until you have a doctor palpate your cervix, I don't think your qualified to talk. He didn't have to shove the bladder aside.
God, do you men really think our bladders are in front or our cervix in our vaginas??? Holy cow!
Twisting people's words is a quick way to lose an argument (but there's no arguing with women so I see your point here).
You do realize that the bladder is right along the vaginal canal, and that pressure applied at that point can cause discomfort to some women, or do you choose to ignore it in favor of being "right"? Ahhh, ok.
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heatherrae
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The bladder is on the outside of the vagina. It gets very little pressure during intercourse.hanselthecaretaker said:
If that is drawn anywhere near to-scale, that would make the bladder about 5-6" in, max, and right along the upper vag wall.
This is also why some womens say they have to pee when they're about to have a g spot O. This would likely be how squirting occasionally follows for some if they don't hold back on that feeling.
That isn't how squirting happens, and I'm tired of giving out sex ed lessons.
Any other girl want to chime in and tell him that while you can hit our cervix, you aren't doing anything to our bladders.
By the way, our rectum and lower intestines are lower in the body too, but you aren't hitting those with your weapon of mass destruction either, big boy.
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heatherrae
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I know where my bladder is located. I also know where my cervix is. I also have squirted and know that it is not the contents of the bladder.hanselthecaretaker said:Twisting people's words is a quick way to lose an argument (but there's no arguing with women so I see your point here).
You do realize that the bladder is right along the vaginal canal, and that pressure applied at that point can cause discomfort to some women, or do you choose to ignore it in favor of being "right"? Ahhh, ok.
Have you? Nope. Okay, then ask women.
Faizakafez
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So i am a bit confused here...
so fore play involves me running my tounge up and down the bladder?
and doing little circles with my fingers in the intestines?
this is more complicated then i thought!
so fore play involves me running my tounge up and down the bladder?
and doing little circles with my fingers in the intestines?
this is more complicated then i thought!
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heatherrae
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I have no idea where they find these girls, but it has become evident that some men on this thread are deeply committed to believing that they are disemboweling us with their enormous members.myway said:
Okay hansel, your HUGE cock is ripping us all apart. You hit the walls of our vagina so hard with your big member that it causes internal bruising to organs located outside our vaginas. You better be careful or you will completely rip our utererus in half and render us all sterile forever.
heatherrae said:
Did I ever say it was urine? Once again, jumping to conclusions and putting words in my mouth.
All I said was it feels like they have to pee because of the proximity of the bladder to the g-spot.
I hope you have that baby soon before you go completely bonkers and give me red or something
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heatherrae
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What the hell would I give you red for...LOL.hanselthecaretaker said:Did I ever say it was urine? Once again, jumping to conclusions and putting words in my mouth.
All I said was it feels like they have to pee because of the proximity of the bladder to the g-spot.
I hope you have that baby soon before you go completely bonkers and give me red or something
Just because you don't know much about sex doesn't mean I don't still love you. I'll teach you.
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heatherrae
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Faizakafez said:
if you learn to do that, I'm game for giving it a shot...lol.
Creepusmaximus
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All you need to do is pull their hair and give them a whack in the ass and their all horned up. Don't worry, you won't hurt anything unless your using a bowling pin or something like that.
Creepusmaximus said:
HR will disagree with you but that's just her.
Also, HR, where did I ever say I was huge? I know you must enjoy the mental imagery but I only supported other's claims with illustrations that you still seem to be denying. I never claimed I was good at sex either (I know I could really learn to relax more instead of being wound like a cork so often, for example), but I have gotten the "We have nothing in common, tee hee, and the sex is horrible, tee hee, etc." before when things were good. Granted I knew it could be better imo, but I'm not going to argue with a girl teasing me.
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heatherrae
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Man, lighten up. Someone took their serious pills today.hanselthecaretaker said:HR will disagree with you but that's just her.
Also, HR, where did I ever say I was huge? I know you must enjoy the mental imagery but I only supported other's claims with illustrations that you still seem to be denying. I never claimed I was good at sex either (I know I could really learn to relax more instead of being wound like a cork so often, for example), but I have gotten the "We have nothing in common, tee hee, and the sex is horrible, tee hee, etc." before when things were good. Granted I knew it could be better imo, but I'm not going to argue with a girl teasing me.
Truth is, I like it all. A guy doesn't have to be big or even that good to make me squeal. I'm just playing around with you.
heatherrae said:
I was only trying to get my point across. I have been accused of being not serious enough too, believe it or not.
javaguru
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Quit bragging minority man...digimon7068 said:my wife and i have been married 15+ years, and we've been together for 18+. . .we still get busy 3 -5 times per week. . .yes. . .sometimes we just screw. . .but, at least 2/3's of the time it's a fairly long, drawn-out affair. . .kissing, caressing, LOTS of oral (we both love it). . .for me, getting there is still half the fun
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the_clockwork
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I'm queer
Actually truth be told I've never gotten off from a blowjob, ever. I don't even care if I get them anymore, I'll flat out tell a girl if she doesn't care to give them don't worry about it.
javaguru said:
My second ex was a biter
ex-gf in my case
I don't do the marriage thing
I don't do the marriage thing
in my opinion foreplay is a way of a girl making you jump through hoops to make her feel like less of a slut. shes too insecure and worried so she tries to make you a whooped as bitch by kissing her cunt and playing with her titties for borderline boring time intervals before she will get wet for you
but a mature grown up woman knows what she wants and will go for it instead of making you do a bunch of bullshit.
but a mature grown up woman knows what she wants and will go for it instead of making you do a bunch of bullshit.
heather and covergirls posts on the first page are fucking hilarious, considering they were probably complete hookers in college (and probably still are).
i love women who think they have everything figured out and how they are so awsome they fake wanting sex just to shut a guy up (so they can do laundry, roflmao at that post), when really they are the ones who cry nonstop when they dont get the kind of attention they want.
i love women who think they have everything figured out and how they are so awsome they fake wanting sex just to shut a guy up (so they can do laundry, roflmao at that post), when really they are the ones who cry nonstop when they dont get the kind of attention they want.
jd_uk
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heatherrae said:I hate to break this, but sometimes when women really aren't in the mood and we are preoccupied with all the stuff that we have to do and how little time we have to do it, we will pretend to just want a cut-to-the-chase quicky so that you can get off, we can pretend that we did, and then we can get back to doing the laundry.
If women are being honest, they will admit it...lol.
I'm sure it happens but there are definately women that just love to fuck and leave the foreplay.
sorry to hurt your manhating ego, but honestly i doubt any man actually gives a fuck about what hurts or doesnt hurt you enough to make your lies worth it. your just decieving yourself to feel important, but really a guy just wants his nut and anything he says to you is either solidifying a 2nd or 3rd turn, or to stop you from feeling like an abandoned hooker so you dont cry a fuckload and annoy him and possibly cheat so you can get attention while hes at work.heatherrae said:I tell you what fellas, you guys just go on believing that you are hitting our bladders, our kidneys, our spleens, our lungs, our brains, whatever, if that makes you feel more manly.
We will play along. Ohhhh, that really hurts! You are going to put that big scary thing in my itsy bitsy vagina?
Wow.
the fact that you feel the need to lie to your sexual partner, and are proud of it, just makes you a pathetic human being, and symbolizes everything thats wrong with sexual relationships in our society
SublimeZM said:
First time I've ever heard foreplay described as 'bullshit', but if you truly believe it's simply a way for women to manipulate a man's actions, then you are missing a great joy of life.
Physiologically, many women need this stimulation to have an orgasm. I have never 'made my bf a whooped bitch' by demanding it, nor has he ever referred to it as 'borderline boring time'.
javaguru said:Like I said, we really don't care.....
LMAO!!!! This is sooo true, when I see a woman basically I see a big walking Vagina waiting for me to pound it and move on. But noooo the big walking vagina tells me to clean my nails, cut my hair, clean my room..... Shut up and SUCK IT.
Creepusmaximus
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TC2 said:
"Can you take your ring off?" Ring? That's my watch.
i agree 100% women psychologically need foreplay, but not physiologically. maybe you meant that physiologically some women cant achieve an orgasm through vag penetration alone and need some clitoral stimulation, but those women are high maintanence mememememe assholesLuluDeren said:
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heatherrae
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Hardly true, but if that makes you feel good, then go with it.TC2 said:
I really will live just fine regardless of what you speculate about the size of my vagina.
This thread, I was joking and teasing the men. Most men on here were smart enough to get my sense of humor. Then, there was you.
RRRipped said:
Sounds like you're talking about mom
stephen4327
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i like lickin that kittty .. makes ir real nice.. wet, warm and ready to rumble. i dont mind it at all. nothin better than inserting the johnson in a nice warm, slippery monkay!!
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stephen4327
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sup wit this mann can someone hook it up wit some karma hits?
Don't worry nobody posts on BTS
stephen4327
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?? que deci
TC2
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heatherrae said:
It is true..otherwise you wouldn't have spent the time to send me a nasty karma note.
It is true..otherwise you wouldn't have spent the time to send me a nasty karma note.
It is true..otherwise you wouldn't have spent the time to send me a nasty karma note.
No I didn't repeat my self...that's just the echo coming outta your Mastodon sized pussy.
It's very obvious that you're a very bitter bitter woman. even the women of elite have stated you have a shitty attitude.
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heatherrae
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TC2 said:
Boy, my teasing got you all riled up. I wonder why that is? LOL. My guess is that I hit a hot button because someone can't please their woman.
bigmann245
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TC2 said:
im sorry but that seriously was a 5th grade joke. buy a book of jokes, read it (if you can) and come back with something new mkay.....
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