big4life said:She's 5'7", brunette, green eyes that are often mistaken for blue, skin as soft as a baby's bottom, she speaks with a slight NY accent, and has a deep from the bottom of the barrel kind of laugh.
She also can create magic with the written word.
You've felt her skin, huh?
....Bottom of the barrel.....hmph, that could be interpreted in a cruel way. Be careful when speaking of Velveeta. She's American with the skin of Swiss.