You are really beginning to suck at this.From Zero said:Is that a nickname for your large-cocked boyfriend?
he doesn't even post on EF, duh!From Zero said:Is that a nickname for your large-cocked boyfriend?
SoreArms said:she was also a great spooner in my dream, and those lips even juicier than in any pix I've seen.

Ulcasterdropout said:I had Velvett in a dream once, but she shot me down for having small ankles....

the spooning comes after the conqueringDIVISION said:Fuck spooning.......
I just want access to that azz so I can Divide and Conquer that pale abyss!!!!!!!
DIV
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Ulcasterdropout said:I had Velvett in a dream once, but she shot me down for having small ankles....
I remember the tube sock story....velvett said:HAHHAHAHHAHAHA - that's quite the memory you have.. (he thought he had small ankles, thus he wore two pairs of tube socks all the time. that should have been the first sign.)

SoreArms said:the spooning comes after the conquering

DIVISION said:Taking velvetteer down would be the best part........her feeble fighting....
Savoring her pale flesh would be the true victory...
DIV
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awittyusername said:I think everyone here is in love w/velvett. I don't even know what she looks like. But, as I get older nothing is sexier than a smart girl who is done with the games


How do you know?DIVISION said:She's very pale, and very spicy......grrrrrrrrr
DIV
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awittyusername said:I think everyone here is in love w/velvett. I don't even know what she looks like. But, as I get older nothing is sexier than a smart girl who is done with the games
big4life said:She's 5'7", brunette, green eyes that are often mistaken for blue, skin as soft as a baby's bottom, she speaks with a slight NY accent, and has a deep from the bottom of the barrel kind of laugh.
She also can create magic with the written word.![]()
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hanselthecaretaker said:You've felt her skin, huh?
....Bottom of the barrel.....hmph, that could be interpreted in a cruel way.Be careful when speaking of Velveeta. She's American with the skin of Swiss.
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The Shadow said:Velvett??
EF velvett??
y'all must be thinking of someone else.
Ef velvett IS about 5' 7"' but has red, bloodshot eyes and a raging runny nose most of the time.
ewwww......

The Shadow said:Velvett??
EF velvett??
y'all must be thinking of someone else.
Ef velvett IS about 5' 7"' but has red, bloodshot eyes and a raging runny nose most of the time.
ewwww......
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