The worst sex you ever had.

[jnevin]

The worst I ever had was probably the first time after my wife and I split and she filed for divorce. I just wanted to find some dumb ho. It had probably been 6 months since I had had sex, I didn't touch anyone until I knew we were done, and I just said fuckit and went out. Dumb ho was found, took her back to my place, and I just didn't want to go through with it. I felt awful, I had some coke whore stripper at my house, my dog was confused, and some horny skank I didn't know shit about was trying to get me off.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Okay, first of all, I wasn't dating an 18 year old. He was 42! LOL...no one is inexperienced at 42 years old.

Secondly, I don't ever turn down my fella for sex. I have never done that even once. So, I do my womanly duties. He does his too.

The point was that we women can't descreetly masturbate like men can, so please don't leave us horny, lying there, trying to go to sleep.

men cant discretely masturbate

 

[Bikini Mod]

The WORST sex I ever had (and there has been plenty of "I got naked for this?!?!" sex) was most likely with a young French dude who was absolutely stunningly beautiful. Had a face like an Adonis and a body like a God but he was sooooooo freaking inept (Dude was 28 so he should have had SOME punani in his life) that I couldnt WAIT to get out of there. I truly believe that he was gay and was in denial as we were attracted to each other but there was just NOTHING "right" about any aspect of the sex.

How to weed out selfish lovers - ladies if a man is selfish in ANY regard he will be a TERRIBLE lover. I suppose this advice works the other way around, but I dont have sex with women so I cant rightly say.

 

[Bikini Mod]

men cant discretely masturbate

Actually that isnt true. You need only excuse yourself to pee and rub one out in a minute and a half. The woman would never know, whereas females dont work this way.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Actually that isnt true. You need only excuse yourself to pee and rub one out in a minute and a half. The woman would never know, whereas females dont work this way.

i yell and scream and require a good 20 minutes of friction

but for real, i just thought it was rude as shit of heatherae to say that

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i yell and scream and require a good 20 minutes of friction

but for real, i just thought it was rude as shit of heatherae to say that

do you find that the time you need changes, depending on how much lube you put on your ass?

 

[mountain muscle]

Well, it was also a long distance thing too, and he was a scout leader and very dedicated to his son, but that meant I could never see him because every weekend he was out camping.

Then, I finally get to be alone and in bed with him and I was SO WORKED UP and it was over and he didn't go down. I wasn't about to ask him for it. He should have known

I don't like men who won't go down, and if there is any time to do it without me asking that was it.

Game over. LOL.

Maybe you should have dressed up like a scout for him?

 

[AAP]

KB called his girl a dude? WTF?

 

[feisty11975]

KB called his girl a dude? WTF?

lol

I noticed that too

 

[AAP]

Premature ejaculators. I had a new boyfriend that was hung like a mule. He really did have to wear Magnum size condoms unlike guys who just buy them and let them slip around. LOL. We had dated for about a month and we finally were in bed together. He was HUGE!!! Well, two strokes into it and it was over.

I quit returning his calls. Yeah, I know. I'm terrible.

I'm shocked.

You dated a month before having sex? Impossible. I have sex on the first date. Everytime. Because if I don't, there won't be a second date for them.