The worst sex you ever had.

[bilter]

I think I was 17, had this girl in my room. we had been flirting at a party all night, both of us were really drunk. We both ended up naked in my bed, she had huge fuckin tits so I'm thinking this is gonna be a lot of fun. She was strokin my dick while I sucked on her tits. Tried to slide it in, she was so tight there was no gettin it in so she decides to go down on me for a while to wet my cock. Tried and tried after she was done giving me head but still could not get it in (both of us having a BAL of .26 didn't help here). ANyway we give up after a while so I get up to take a piss and find she left a huge wad of freshenup gum in my bush. Can't pull it out so I have to get out the razor at 3:00am, drunk and cut the shit out of my bush. dangerous proposition, ended up nicking my sack which as I found out bleeds as bad as your scalp when your drunk
the next weekend (when we were sober) the sex definitely lived up to my expectations

 

[feisty11975]

I think I was 17, had this girl in my room. we had been flirting at a party all night, both of us were really drunk. We both ended up naked in my bed, she had huge fuckin tits so I'm thinking this is gonna be a lot of fun. She was strokin my dick while I sucked on her tits. Tried to slide it in, she was so tight there was no gettin it in so she decides to go down on me for a while to wet my cock. Tried and tried after she was done giving me head but still could not get it in (both of us having a BAL of .26 didn't help here). ANyway we give up after a while so I get up to take a piss and find she left a huge wad of freshenup gum in my bush. Can't pull it out so I have to get out the razor at 3:00am, drunk and cut the shit out of my bush. dangerous proposition, ended up nicking my sack which as I found out bleeds as bad as your scalp when your drunk
the next weekend (when we were sober) the sex definitely lived up to my expectations

sorry to laff at you but again! hahaha

I was totally not expecting the gum thing in this story!

 

[AAP]

Back in college, I had this one girl (yes, girl) that was a biter. I think some how biting the person fucking her activated her clit or something. I mean the bitch just bit the shit out of me. All over. Neck, shoulders, cheek, hand (yes I was trying to cover her mouth and stop her) and finally when she attempted to bite my forehead I just gave up.

 

[rnch]

ever have one pass out on you? while u were "in" and pumping away??

not exactly confidence building........

i guess she won't mix alcohol, grass and poppers together ever again......

 

[feisty11975]

ever have one pass out on you? while u were "in" and pumping away??

not exactly confidence building........

i guess she won't mix alcohol, grass and poppers together ever again......

omg...I have done that

Woke up the next morning with him being pissed off at me and me not knowing why. hahahahha

 

[Bikini Mod]

ever have one pass out on you? while u were "in" and pumping away??

not exactly confidence building........

i guess she won't mix alcohol, grass and poppers together ever again......

I've NEVER passed out during the throws of passion.













At least I dont think I did! tee-hee

 

[rnch]

I've NEVER passed out during the throws of passion.













At least I dont think I did! tee-hee

i'm not sure to take her passing out as a compliment to my "abilities" or something else........

 

[bilter]

sorry to laff at you but again! hahaha

I was totally not expecting the gum thing in this story!

I still laugh about it and its 20 years later. I can't help but think if she ever wondered what happened to her gum

 

[feisty11975]

I still laugh about it and its 20 years later. I can't help but think if she ever wondered what happened to her gum

You didn't tell her? I would have walked out the bathroom and said, "Did you happen to lose something while you were down there?"

and then showed her the garbage can full of pubes and the gum stuck to them. hahaha

 

[Bikini Mod]

i'm not sure to take her passing out as a compliment to my "abilities" or something else........

I think that her passing out had nothing to do with YOU LOL