The worst sex you ever had.

[Kano]

When I went to go down on her and had to recoil because the smell was so bad.

In before move to BTS.

lol that is the fucking worst thing ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I went to go down on her and had to recoil because the smell was so bad.

 

[Gymgurl]

Like they can't tell they stink.....YUCK

 

[feisty11975]

lol @ HR

My worst sexual experience was the whole 11 years I was married. Yeah, I know, why in the hell did I stay so long? The answer to that is, I WAS DUMB!!

The only thing he was good at was 'going down'! That is the only time I ever came

 

[Sub-Zero]

Well, it was also a long distance thing too, and he was a scout leader and very dedicated to his son, but that meant I could never see him because every weekend he was out camping.

Then, I finally get to be alone and in bed with him and I was SO WORKED UP and it was over and he didn't go down. I wasn't about to ask him for it. He should have known

I don't like men who won't go down, and if there is any time to do it without me asking that was it.

Game over. LOL.

u shoulda asked him or pushed dudes head down...he was probably embarrased

 

[heatherrae]

u shoulda asked him or pushed dudes head down...he was probably embarrased

THe first time you have sex with a new partner, Sublime, they usually try to bring their A game, meaning you can expect them to pull out every trick in their bag to please you. Now, I guess I just figured if I had to ask to have an orgasm too, he probably would always be a terrible lover. I figured he just was one of those guys who would rarely go down and that I would always have to ask for it. I like men who enjoy going down. I don't like to beg in bed.

 

[KillahBee]

I don't recall, but a little while ago I had some pretty bad sex that was expected to be amazing...(I've told this story before, me thinks)

A bunch of us went out after work for a happy hour. We had a really good group of people there - all young, fun, drunk, and sexy. We ended up closing the bar, dancing, flirting, just having a lot of fun. So, two guys and a gal jump in my car at the end of the night. I knew one of the dudes was crashing at my place so I figured the other dude needed a ride home and was going to bring the girl home. Long sotry short, the one dude and the girl came back to my place. After some playful wrestling (with the girl), I put her on a couch and went to my bedroom..alone. At about 3am I wake up (half drunk and half asleep), open my eyes and see her closing my bedroom door from the inside. She mumbles something incoherently (she was really drunk) and just slides under my covers. I'm thinking - "Oh man, this should be the best fuckin I ever had!" judging by her aggressiveness and that friggin body. So, she startes tearing clothes off and just slams me inside of her. Keep in mind how out of it I was at the time - half drunk, half awake and 100% surprised at what was going on. So, she's on top and riding the hell out of me when all of a sudden she starts grinding her teeth and grunting. Alright, I like the rough stuff - have at it, honey. I give her a few hair pulls, some ass slapping. Then...she hits me. I mean, she fucking hits me in the face...hard. She starts beating me like a friggin UFC ground-and-pound. I have no clue what's going on, but far be it from me to stop someone else's pleasure. Once it started hurting tho, I got on top of her and did my thing. Then I tell her to flip over (this girl had a grade A PERFECT bottom) and the bitch falls off the bed....twice! Then, I decide I just need to end it soon, so I get ready to explode and say to her, "You want me to cum on you?" (or something to that affect) and the chick says "No".!!!!!!! She said no! I've never had a girl say no before! Then she stopped and curled into a fucking ball. WTF

This incident was just scary.....

My GF had called me to come over when she got back from the bars one night. She was obviously very horny from the drinking so as soon I walked into her bedroom she was stripping me and her naked - very aggressive. So, we're both naked and I'm on top of her about to slide it in. She asks me if I have rubbers and I of course say no. So I ask her if she has any and she says no. A this point in time, I am NOT going to bed without sex. She had me harder than parallel parking. So, I am on top of her, trying to figure this situation out. I tell her to hold on for 3 minutes while I run down to the convenience store and get some rubbers. As I try to get up she holds me and doesn't let me get off her. She keeps holding me on her and won't let me go, so I am getting angirer and angrier. Then she starts saying, "Don't leave me! Don't leave me!". I'm like, "Dude, I'll be back in 3 minutes!". Then she starts crying - and I mean gushing crying. Scary crying. "Don't leave me!!! I don't want you to ever leave me!!!". It was then that I realized this was bigger than me leaving for condoms....and that she had HUGE issues. End result = me going to bed pissed off and with a hard on and her crying.

 

[heatherrae]

HOLY HELL, KB!!! ROFL.

The first one actually was getting me pretty worked up until the f'd up ending...lol.

 

[feisty11975]

I don't recall, but a little while ago I had some pretty bad sex that was expected to be amazing...(I've told this story before, me thinks)

A bunch of us went out after work for a happy hour. We had a really good group of people there - all young, fun, drunk, and sexy. We ended up closing the bar, dancing, flirting, just having a lot of fun. So, two guys and a gal jump in my car at the end of the night. I knew one of the dudes was crashing at my place so I figured the other dude needed a ride home and was going to bring the girl home. Long sotry short, the one dude and the girl came back to my place. After some playful wrestling (with the girl), I put her on a couch and went to my bedroom..alone. At about 3am I wake up (half drunk and half asleep), open my eyes and see her closing my bedroom door from the inside. She mumbles something incoherently (she was really drunk) and just slides under my covers. I'm thinking - "Oh man, this should be the best fuckin I ever had!" judging by her aggressiveness and that friggin body. So, she startes tearing clothes off and just slams me inside of her. Keep in mind how out of it I was at the time - half drunk, half awake and 100% surprised at what was going on. So, she's on top and riding the hell out of me when all of a sudden she starts grinding her teeth and grunting. Alright, I like the rough stuff - have at it, honey. I give her a few hair pulls, some ass slapping. Then...she hits me. I mean, she fucking hits me in the face...hard. She starts beating me like a friggin UFC ground-and-pound. I have no clue what's going on, but far be it from me to stop someone else's pleasure. Once it started hurting tho, I got on top of her and did my thing. Then I tell her to flip over (this girl had a grade A PERFECT bottom) and the bitch falls off the bed....twice! Then, I decide I just need to end it soon, so I get ready to explode and say to her, "You want me to cum on you?" (or something to that affect) and the chick says "No".!!!!!!! She said no! I've never had a girl say no before! Then she stopped and curled into a fucking ball. WTF

This incident was just scary.....

My GF had called me to come over when she got back from the bars one night. She was obviously very horny from the drinking so as soon I walked into her bedroom she was stripping me and her naked - very aggressive. So, we're both naked and I'm on top of her about to slide it in. She asks me if I have rubbers and I of course say no. So I ask her if she has any and she says no. A this point in time, I am NOT going to bed without sex. She had me harder than parallel parking. So, I am on top of her, trying to figure this situation out. I tell her to hold on for 3 minutes while I run down to the convenience store and get some rubbers. As I try to get up she holds me and doesn't let me get off her. She keeps holding me on her and won't let me go, so I am getting angirer and angrier. Then she starts saying, "Don't leave me! Don't leave me!". I'm like, "Dude, I'll be back in 3 minutes!". Then she starts crying - and I mean gushing crying. Scary crying. "Don't leave me!!! I don't want you to ever leave me!!!". It was then that I realized this was bigger than me leaving for condoms....and that she had HUGE issues. End result = me going to bed pissed off and with a hard on and her crying.

Nothing worse than going to bed horny! I hate it

 

[Gymgurl]

OMG talk about a chick with issues

 

[heatherrae]

I know what you mean fiesty. I mean if a guy gets all worked up, he can sneak off to the bathroom and rub one out, but we are stuck lying there, horny, trying to sleep.