The worst sex you ever had.

[KD1]

I had this G/F in highschool that was a single mom, pretty hot but a freak (mental problems)

I dated this bitch for like 3 months without getting so much as a feel up...so one night her parents were gone and we had a few drinks from the liquor cabinet (she got me pretty drunk)

Well its like 2am and I'm sittin on this couch and said "I'm goin home" cause there wasn't shit going on...she turns out the lights and tackles me. I'm like "Wtf" and she starts rubbin my dick...I'm thinkin "Oh hell yah bout time I got laid" (Virgin then)

Well she gives me head for about 5 seconds, I get it up and she grabs my dick and leads me to her parents bed (bad idea) Well I get on the a rubber and start grindin away and she starts moanin and fucking clawing the SHIT out of my back. Talk about a distraction....well after literally 2 minutes I'm about to go and I hear her kid start crying...she pushes me off and goes to take care of him......I had blue balls so bad...

Well she gets back in bed and says shes not in the mood now and for me to go to sleep. She swatted my hand when I tried to touch her. I said something like "fuck the mind games I'm gone for good" I pick up my clothes and leave and she throws shit at me while I'm leaving calling me a prick and blah blah blah-

Well 2 days later her dad came over to my house and told my parents I was lucky they aren't pressing charges on me. She told her parents I forced myself on her and made her bleed all over their bed. My dad choked me and ask me what the fuck I was thinking doing stuff like that (with her dad standing there) then I showed them my back and told him his daughter was fucking crazy.

Bout 6 months later she sent me a wedding invitation (wtf) she was marrying some 30 year old minor league baseball coach

LOL, I think thats the best "worst" lost my V story Ive heard.

 

[heatherrae]

Back in college, I had this one girl (yes, girl) that was a biter. I think some how biting the person fucking her activated her clit or something. I mean the bitch just bit the shit out of me. All over. Neck, shoulders, cheek, hand (yes I was trying to cover her mouth and stop her) and finally when she attempted to bite my forehead I just gave up.

Was this girl a German Shepard, perchance?

 

[feisty11975]

I had this G/F in highschool that was a single mom, pretty hot but a freak (mental problems)

I dated this bitch for like 3 months without getting so much as a feel up...so one night her parents were gone and we had a few drinks from the liquor cabinet (she got me pretty drunk)

Well its like 2am and I'm sittin on this couch and said "I'm goin home" cause there wasn't shit going on...she turns out the lights and tackles me. I'm like "Wtf" and she starts rubbin my dick...I'm thinkin "Oh hell yah bout time I got laid" (Virgin then)

Well she gives me head for about 5 seconds, I get it up and she grabs my dick and leads me to her parents bed (bad idea) Well I get on the a rubber and start grindin away and she starts moanin and fucking clawing the SHIT out of my back. Talk about a distraction....well after literally 2 minutes I'm about to go and I hear her kid start crying...she pushes me off and goes to take care of him......I had blue balls so bad...

Well she gets back in bed and says shes not in the mood now and for me to go to sleep. She swatted my hand when I tried to touch her. I said something like "fuck the mind games I'm gone for good" I pick up my clothes and leave and she throws shit at me while I'm leaving calling me a prick and blah blah blah-

Well 2 days later her dad came over to my house and told my parents I was lucky they aren't pressing charges on me. She told her parents I forced myself on her and made her bleed all over their bed. My dad choked me and ask me what the fuck I was thinking doing stuff like that (with her dad standing there) then I showed them my back and told him his daughter was fucking crazy.

Bout 6 months later she sent me a wedding invitation (wtf) she was marrying some 30 year old minor league baseball coach

poor poor you!!!

you failed to let us know if the pussy was at least good since it was your first time...

 

[heatherrae]

Spoken like a mam (no offense).

I would much rather stay in and play with my kitty this way I KNOW:

I will DEFINITELY get mine.

AND

Wont have to deal with listening to snoring all night long after THE WORST sex ever.

OR

The "trying to redeem his manhood with morning wood-sex".

THAT SHIT IS AWFULL!

OH MY GOD! Yes, the morning wood redemption thing is the WORST.

 

[mustang_00]

have you ever gotten a blowjob were the girl only uses her lips??? what the hell is that about??

 

[KD1]

OH MY GOD! Yes, the morning wood redemption thing is the WORST.

What is that "morning wood redemption"?

 

[immortalis]

have you ever gotten a blowjob were the girl only uses her lips??? what the hell is that about??

JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST I ALMOST FORGOT! Not that Im glad I remembered or anything... cause this was a HUGE letdown!

Im in college... my freshman year. I met this girl in August. We all had to report for freshman camp for 2 weeks before the veterans showed up. Well one night after practice, a bunch of us are tired and we are down in the dorm lobby just watchin TV when this group of girls comes in and starts bullshittin with a few of us. They were all members of the track team, and all from Canada. 3 of them were pretty fuckin hot, including the one this story is going to be about.

This girl had everything I was looking for in a woman. She had a great body, was really cool, and on top of that she was an athlete which is a major plus for me. It was also known that she was a virgin, so I really didnt even try too much just cause I didnt feel like dealing with the drama involved with all that, or putting out the effort needed to seal the deal.

Anyway... that semester I spent my time with other women, but always wanted to hook up with this girl. At the end of the semester after the season was over, the team rented out this building which is on a small pond on campus for a huge football-party which we pretty much did every year. Her and her friends ended up coming out to the party and she got so trashed.


(I just about stopped typing this shit out, because I really wish I had forgotten this night for good! lol)

Anyway, were at the party and she starts hittin on me really hard. We leave the party... I end up having to pull over on the way so she can throw up! And she throws the door open before I get stopped and she roasts my car door on a sign and dents my shit up so bad...

We get to my place and im thinkin, thank god... were finally here and im about to put the hurtin on this bitch. We get in bed, and we start foolin around. We get naked and shes on top of me. EVERY time my dick gets near her, she moves in a different position to keep it where theres no chance in hell I can slide it in. So Im finally like fuck this, im gonna drive her wild enough that she cant go without it... I go down on her and I really really get her goin, and I just blatently stop before she gets there. No way in hell im gonna hook her up before im sure Im gonna get some

So she goes to return the favor and goes down on me. Oh, My, Fucking, God. I never knew that head this bad was possible. Seriously. This bitch (now, i will give her credit... she was a virgin and obviously had no clue, but jesus fuckin christ... c`mon!) she started yanking my dick... yes YANKING! No sliding, no gentle caressing... YANKING my cock. She barely put it in her mouth and only made lip contact, then would pull it away and yank on it so hard over and over... maybe she mistook my writhing in pain for pleasure, fuck if I know.

And this girls body was soooo tight. It was like having the biggest, best wrapped Christmas present in your life... and you open it up to find a pair of used socks. SUCH a fuckin let down. I just had her stop, and let her pass out. I woke up the next day praying to god it was a bad dream, but the aching in my fuckin nuts wouldnt let me forget... not to mention I woke up with her still next to me. Did I forget to tell you all that she didnt groom AT ALL down there? I hope some man got ahold of her and taught her well, cause I know I damn sure didnt have that kinda patience that night.

Id have to say that night was the worst sexual experience I ever had. At least with my other example we had sex and both of us got off... this one had no kind of positives involved anywhere to be seen, and all I got to show for it was a bad case of blue balls and a dented up car door

 

[KD1]

Dang, never had it that bad. I dated this one girl who thought it was hot to wrap her legs around mine - fine no problem, but then she would move her legs up and down and sure enough - BANG - knee to the balls! Happened like 3 times before I got rid of her. Hurt so bad I wanted to puke each time. Talk about a mood killer.