about 7 years ago me and my cousin lived i flordia and we hit the night clubs every weekend. So this one night we were the most tanked we have ever been, totaly fucking wasted and prolly high as a kite. I sprained my ankle on the dance freaking with this chick (i was fucked up). So we have to leave and my cousin is all fucking pissed off because i wrecked his game and he got no ass. So on the way back we pass hookerville and my cousin has been know to love fat chicks and pay for sex. So he says "get out and wait here im gonna go get my dick sucked". We're in a 2 seater camaro in the middle of the ghetto keep in mind. So i get out and sit on the curb and i see him pick up this chick and park down the street. 10-15 mins later he comes back around and says its your turn get in. I'm like fuck that your dick was just in her mouth! But i figured he's family no biggie, so i set in the drivers seat. I look over at this chick and somthing just wasnt right! She looked like seabiscuit with a 5:00 shadow. She asked me if i wanted her to suck my cock,her voice was deeper than mine. She starts rubbing my legs and reaches for my pants, i lean over to cop a feel on her kitty right. Well i got a meat stick instead, sure as shit i was right and it was a he bitch. I fell out of the car laughing and told my cousin he just got his dicked sucked by a man, the he bitch took off his high heels an ran with my cousin chasing him down the street. 7 years later i have the ultimate black mail weapon lol~