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The worst sex you ever had.
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feisty11975
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bilter said:
hahahaha That sucks!
That'll learn ya! Do not trim bush while drunk! A hard lesson learned!
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immortalis
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FEISTY11975 said:omg...I have done that
Woke up the next morning with him being pissed off at me and me not knowing why. hahahahha
OMG!
I dunno wtf I'd do... wow. lol
Maffiosa
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about 7 years ago me and my cousin lived i flordia and we hit the night clubs every weekend. So this one night we were the most tanked we have ever been, totaly fucking wasted and prolly high as a kite. I sprained my ankle on the dance freaking with this chick (i was fucked up). So we have to leave and my cousin is all fucking pissed off because i wrecked his game and he got no ass. So on the way back we pass hookerville and my cousin has been know to love fat chicks and pay for sex. So he says "get out and wait here im gonna go get my dick sucked". We're in a 2 seater camaro in the middle of the ghetto keep in mind. So i get out and sit on the curb and i see him pick up this chick and park down the street. 10-15 mins later he comes back around and says its your turn get in. I'm like fuck that your dick was just in her mouth! But i figured he's family no biggie, so i set in the drivers seat. I look over at this chick and somthing just wasnt right! She looked like seabiscuit with a 5:00 shadow. She asked me if i wanted her to suck my cock,her voice was deeper than mine. She starts rubbing my legs and reaches for my pants, i lean over to cop a feel on her kitty right. Well i got a meat stick instead, sure as shit i was right and it was a he bitch. I fell out of the car laughing and told my cousin he just got his dicked sucked by a man, the he bitch took off his high heels an ran with my cousin chasing him down the street. 7 years later i have the ultimate black mail weapon lol~
Bikini Mod
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Spoken like a mam (no offense).step@half said:
I would much rather stay in and play with my kitty this way I KNOW:
I will DEFINITELY get mine.
AND
Wont have to deal with listening to snoring all night long after THE WORST sex ever.
OR
The "trying to redeem his manhood with morning wood-sex".
THAT SHIT IS AWFULL!
Bikini Mod
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Maffiosa said:
Yea well imagine just how "un-fun" it was to be the girl on the receiving end of the line! hehehheheee
Xavier_Jones
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I had this G/F in highschool that was a single mom, pretty hot but a freak (mental problems)
I dated this bitch for like 3 months without getting so much as a feel up...so one night her parents were gone and we had a few drinks from the liquor cabinet (she got me pretty drunk)
Well its like 2am and I'm sittin on this couch and said "I'm goin home" cause there wasn't shit going on...she turns out the lights and tackles me. I'm like "Wtf" and she starts rubbin my dick...I'm thinkin "Oh hell yah bout time I got laid" (Virgin then)
Well she gives me head for about 5 seconds, I get it up and she grabs my dick and leads me to her parents bed (bad idea) Well I get on the a rubber and start grindin away and she starts moanin and fucking clawing the SHIT out of my back. Talk about a distraction....well after literally 2 minutes I'm about to go and I hear her kid start crying...she pushes me off and goes to take care of him......I had blue balls so bad...
Well she gets back in bed and says shes not in the mood now and for me to go to sleep. She swatted my hand when I tried to touch her. I said something like "fuck the mind games I'm gone for good" I pick up my clothes and leave and she throws shit at me while I'm leaving calling me a prick and blah blah blah-
Well 2 days later her dad came over to my house and told my parents I was lucky they aren't pressing charges on me. She told her parents I forced myself on her and made her bleed all over their bed. My dad choked me and ask me what the fuck I was thinking doing stuff like that (with her dad standing there) then I showed them my back and told him his daughter was fucking crazy.
Bout 6 months later she sent me a wedding invitation (wtf) she was marrying some 30 year old minor league baseball coach
I dated this bitch for like 3 months without getting so much as a feel up...so one night her parents were gone and we had a few drinks from the liquor cabinet (she got me pretty drunk)
Well its like 2am and I'm sittin on this couch and said "I'm goin home" cause there wasn't shit going on...she turns out the lights and tackles me. I'm like "Wtf" and she starts rubbin my dick...I'm thinkin "Oh hell yah bout time I got laid" (Virgin then)
Well she gives me head for about 5 seconds, I get it up and she grabs my dick and leads me to her parents bed (bad idea) Well I get on the a rubber and start grindin away and she starts moanin and fucking clawing the SHIT out of my back. Talk about a distraction....well after literally 2 minutes I'm about to go and I hear her kid start crying...she pushes me off and goes to take care of him......I had blue balls so bad...
Well she gets back in bed and says shes not in the mood now and for me to go to sleep. She swatted my hand when I tried to touch her. I said something like "fuck the mind games I'm gone for good" I pick up my clothes and leave and she throws shit at me while I'm leaving calling me a prick and blah blah blah-
Well 2 days later her dad came over to my house and told my parents I was lucky they aren't pressing charges on me. She told her parents I forced myself on her and made her bleed all over their bed. My dad choked me and ask me what the fuck I was thinking doing stuff like that (with her dad standing there) then I showed them my back and told him his daughter was fucking crazy.
Bout 6 months later she sent me a wedding invitation (wtf) she was marrying some 30 year old minor league baseball coach
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